Things you don't want to hear from your eight year-old neice part 2:

[Veritas_et_Aequitas]

"What does pansexual mean?"

[skygazer]

1. When I was pregnant with my son

I was stuck in traffic late at night driving home from the Fourth of July fireworks show when my then 6 year old daughter thought to ask, "So, how did the baby get IN your belly?"

:blush:

:rofl:

[Lyric]

2. I was about nine when I asked my mom something similar.

I asked her, "Mommy--where does the baby come OUT at?"

Her answer? "The same place it went in, sweetheart. Oh LOOK! Dairy Queen! Want some ice cream?"

:rofl:

[skygazer]

3. I answered the question

Hopefully in an age-appropriate manner.

My daughter, who has always been the thoughtful, studious type replied, "Oh, that's weird."

My younger daughter who was five simply said, "That's gross!"

:rofl:

[MineralMan]

11. For most prepubescent girls, all sexual orientations are

ickysexual.

[Veritas_et_Aequitas]

4. To add to that (just overheard)

"Eww! Horses' penises are ugly!"

Apparently she's looking at something comparing animal penis sizes. I have no idea why. She's an odd child.

[skygazer]

6. Which reminds me of the time

my daughter, then about 13, asked what you'd call someone who liked to have sex with fish.

Yeah, kids say the darndest things. :P

[MineralMan]

7. An ichthysexual?

Or just ickysexual?

[MicaelS]

9. So what was your answer?

I'm waiting with "baited" breath. :bounce:

[skygazer]

12. All I could come up with was "fishafiliac"

Which struck us both as hilarious. :P

[Fire Walk With Me]

15. ...

http://www.theage.com.au/news/world/woman-marries-dolphin/2006/01/01/1136050339590.html

[MineralMan]

5. Just tell her it's about people who have sex

with kitchen utensils and how that's really icky. Unsanitary, too.

[rurallib]

8. before or after cooking?

[MineralMan]

10. I'm not sure. It's not my kink.

[Fire Walk With Me]

16. I really need to know how this might involve the George Foreman Grill.

[MineralMan]

18. You don't even want to know...

[Arugula Latte]

13. And then there is the subset "pamsexuals" who coat themselves with cooking spray before sex.

*rimshot*

[kwassa]

14. well, I know some Pams who are sexual.

I really do.

[Arugula Latte]

17. I'll bet you do.

:evilgrin: