So, a preacher walks into a motel to check in and says...

[Shardik]

I certainly hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."

The night manager stepped back from the desk and replied, "NO! It's just regular porn, you sick bastard!"

:evilgrin:

[jobycom]

1. Two Republicans walk into a bar and see a beautiful woman

"Man, I'd love to screw her," one says. "Out of what?" the other says.

[kimmerspixelated]

5. Oh! Thanks! I needed that!!

ROFL!

[HopeHoops]

2. A priest, a rabbi, a hippie and a naked blonde walk into a bar and sit down...

...The bartender comes over and says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

[Shardik]

3. Another good one at:

http://www.canucklehead.ca/ha_ha_ha/not_so_grand_mother.html

[kimmerspixelated]

6. This is exactly why I came to the lounge today!

The universe has conspired to make me laugh!

[underpants]

4. LOL! A couple want bother their preachers to afficiate their wedding

one is Southern Baptist the other is Methodist

at the reception a waiter comes up to both of them and asks if they want coffee or something stronger to drink

the Southern Baptist preacher says, "ALCOHOL!?!?! Why I would just as soon commit adultry"

The Methodist preacher says, "I didn't know we had a choice"