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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-09 05:12 PM
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At last! The reason Stormtroopers can't shoot worth a damn!
Not enough time spent at the rifle range... :rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0dIpYw75jA&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7X9MQi7uOU&feature=channel
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-09 05:20 PM
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1. Does that apply to shooting webs?
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cynatnite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-09 06:24 PM
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3. Oh, that's just wrong n/t
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-09 06:22 PM
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2. It is because they don't have eyes.
I'm serious. Open any Star Wars Lego set with a storm trooper and look at the head piece - it has no eyes, or any face for that matter. It is just a blank head part. Of course, it doesn't explain how they took out the Jawa droid transport, but anyone can be a lucky shot.
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Doc_Technical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-09 06:37 PM
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4. Then what about when Obi wan and Luke are looking at the
destroyed Jawa tramsporter and Ben says, "These blast points — too accurate for sandpeople. Only imperial stormtroopers are so precise.” (?)
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nytemare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-09 07:22 PM
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5. The Emperor would not be happy about that.
That trooper seemed to totally lose his military bearing.

:)
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