Why does Trojan hate women in AL, CO, GA, KS, LA, MS, TX and VA?

[NYC_SKP]

* Vibrating Touch® is not for sale in AL, CO, GA, KS, LA, MS, TX or VA. :cry:
** Gift bag is subject to change.






https://www.vibratingtouch.com/

[mwooldri]

1. It's not Trojan, it's the crazy state laws.

Texas has a law banning sex toys. It was struck down in an Appeals Court but the Supreme kinda reinstated it.

In the meantime there's plenty of mail order places for things like this...

If Spencers Gifts are still trading they used to sell vibrators as "muscle massagers".

[NYC_SKP]

3. Yep, they need to market these as "ear ache relief" devices...

...and lose the Valentine's Day angle, that's a dead giveaway for sex toy! :P

[jobycom]

22. There are a lot of sex toy shops in Austin.

What defines a sex toy? Or does Austin just not care about the rest of the state?

[Taverner]

26. Austin probably chooses not to enforce it

Being that Austinites can actually count past 10 without taking off their shoes...

[EndersDame]

33. Some of My friends work at Forbidden Fruit

The ban was over turned last year (yay one more step out of the stone age) but they always picthed me vibes as personal massagers. I moved to waco sadly and cant find any sex shops nor sane people :(

[NYC_SKP]

40. At the end of the day, it's easier to order online.

The can't stop that, right?

Though there's nothing like the thrill of shopping through an "Erotic Emporium", such as we have here in California!

:P

.

[Tsiyu]

2. Georgia's the same

No mail order sex toys. My cuz had to have some goodies sent to my care in TN because of that ridiculous law.

Two Words: Southern Baptists

[NYC_SKP]

4. I'm surprised about Colorado. I see the Southern connection with the other states.

What, Southern Baptists hate smiles and moans of pleasure??? :wtf:

[Tsiyu]

6. Sex is for making fetuses

Feti?

And wymmin ain't supposed to have orgazims....

[NYC_SKP]

10. Then I've been doing it ALL WRONG!!!

I'd better practice more!

[Tsiyu]

38. Right

But you have to do it the Southern Baptist way. You may only have hterosexual sex with your lawfully wedded spouse, missionary position, man on top, no foreplay, toys or condoms.

The wife must be of childbearing age. As soon as she conceives, no more sex for you!

It's in their bylaws. Sex except for procreation is fornication and that is dirty, sinful and makes baby Jeebus cry.

Have fun!

[GardeningGal]

8. I'm surprised by Colorado too. And I live in Colorado.

I don't know what law there is that prevents them from CO.

[Tsiyu]

39. it is the home of Focus on The Family

Gobs of Fundy bucks in Colorado, enough to convince legislators to ban tingly things

[mwooldri]

5. But NC's I guess the exception???

We're a so-called Southern state... but...

Orange County's biggest employer - is... wait for it...

Adam & Eve.

[Tsiyu]

9. Tennessee as well

We pride ourselves on not being Georgia. When their legislators were trying to steal some of Tennessee's land over this recent drought (so they could tap into the Tenn. River) lots of Tennesseans I know on the border said they'd shoot themselves before they'd become Georgians.

It really is that bad down there.

With condolences to the Georgia liberals I love, of course.

[supernova]

11. Adam & Eve are just up the road from me.

Hee. Hee.

You beat me to it. :P

[LeftinOH]

7. The package clearly states "fingertip massager"... for massaging the fingertips; whats the big deal?

[NYC_SKP]

37. Exactly. I don't see what all the fuss is about!

:shrug: :P

[fizzgig]

12. colorado?

really?

i had no idea we had any laws that would prohibit selling something like that

edit for this link: http://www.csindy.com/gyrobase/Content?oid=oid%3A33064

seems like colorado doesn't have any laws like that on the books anymore and hasn't for 20 years

[NightWatcher]

13. I'm transporting these in from the Florida border (just like Bandit and Snowman)

they too are not allowed here in Georgia.

[Sebastian Doyle]

14. Maybe it's time to make "Smokey & The Bandit IV"??

Burt Reynolds is probably available. Dunno who would take Jerry Reed's part, but you could always have John Goodman play Sheriff Buford T. Justice Jr.

[jobycom]

15. Larry the Cable Guy would play the Sheriff.

Tim McGraw would play Bandit. And you know who would take Burt's place? Matthew McCauneghey (or however he spells it). It's inevitable. Burt would do a cameo as Matthew's uncle, giving him sage advice when everything has hit rock bottom.

Not what I want, just what I predict.

[NightWatcher]

17. Burt was Bandit. do you mean McGraw as Snowman (Jerry Reed's character)?

I'd watch that

[jobycom]

19. Uh, yeah, that's what I meant.

It's been a while. :)

[Taverner]

16. Sex toys are banned in those states

I guess, they never heard of Cucumbers?

[ghostsofgiants]

21. I will never understand your country.

[Taverner]

23. I don't understand it either - and I was born here

Just remember our country was founded by religious nuts, robber barons and prisoners. Once you know that, you understand the US a little more.

[XemaSab]

27. So Japan is quirky and fun but Americans are freaks?

:cry::cry:

[ghostsofgiants]

28. I'll never understand Japan either, but they are compeltely different beasts.

:P

[tigereye]

29. WE don't understand our country - half of it is still living in the 1600s...

:eyes:


Like it's anyone's business what people choose to do in the privacy of their homes....


They would probably ban those lascivious balloon animals, as well!

[Iggo]

24. "Sex toys are banned in those states"

Homina-homina-homina...

What?!?!?!?! I'm not sure I understand those words!

[Taverner]

25. During the darkest days of the Bush admin (no, these aren't old laws)

These states banned all sex toys, with a scary but humorous diatribe by a FundyPsycho in the Texas House. He was bemoaning that these things "destroy marriages and let satan into your home" and of course "what will the children think?????"

[EndersDame]

30. The Ban was Overturned here in Texas last year

[EndersDame]

31. Delete

[redqueen]

18. They won't ship them to those states?

What enabling bastards. I've ... well ... I know someone who had those types of things shipped to her, in one of those states.

[Strong Atheist]

20. Ibtl! nt.

[suninvited]

32. Why do they air commercials for them in Texas, then? n/t

[EndersDame]

34. the ban was overturned last year

yay one more step into the modern world

[lightningandsnow]

35. Because you can't buy a dildo in Texas...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvJyA-7PwKM

(And yes, I'm aware that it's not exactly a dildo..)

[EndersDame]

36. Texas has taken a small step out of the Victorian Age

the ban was overturned last year and recently heard something that the way teachers approach evolution is going to become closer to modern science! We are slowly coming out of the Victorian Age!!!Although I live in Waco so i still cant find me some :(

[SacredCow]

41. LA?

the same state with Bourbon Street?

Yeah, that makes sense... :eyes:

[BarenakedLady]

42. Hot Damn

Now I know what to get myself for Valentine's Day.

:rofl: