The good news is I have a "very strong butt".

[LaraMN]

The bad news is one of my legs is "a hair" longer than the other one.
This, per my new physical trainer.

WTF?!

[taterguy]

1. I predict there will be requests for photographic evidence

But I could be wrong

[LaraMN]

2. No way! Everyone made fun of my butt last time!

And apparently said butt could whoop a few others, so that was ILL ADVISED!!11

[MissMillie]

3. can you crack walnuts w/ that butt?

:silly:

[JVS]

5. GMTA

[LaraMN]

6. I don't know, but I guess I'm gonna try!

:P

[no name no slogan]

9. Walnuts, hell. She'll be cutting diamonds with that baby

:thumbsup:

[LaraMN]

10. I'm not buying that ice chipper after all.

I'm just going to hunker down and smack my ass on the driveway.

[JVS]

4. Did you prove that by using your but to crack walnuts or something?

[Strong Atheist]

7. Sounds like what chiropractors say. I wouldn't worry about it,

especially if you have never noticed it/ it has never been an issue before...

[LaraMN]

12. I didn't notice it, but I'm looking from up top.

He assured me that it was not a fatal condition.

[geardaddy]

8. Everyone has uneven legs.

n/t

[LaraMN]

11. Well, I want a prosthesis and I want to be on Maury,

x(

[geardaddy]

13. I love that word!

*repeating "prosthesis" over and over again*