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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 01:16 PM
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Poll question: Is this a cool tee-shirt or what?
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 01:24 PM
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1. ...
:rofl:
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fizzgig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 01:29 PM
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2. liars
:rofl:
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 01:30 PM
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3. Context please.
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 01:37 PM
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4. Voila
http://www.feministe.us/blog/archives/2009/02/04/fyi-i-have-a-birthday-coming-up-in-august/

The best part of the site are the comments, like this one from “Former M’er”:

I’m so excited. As a former masturbator I plan to get every color. I want everyone to know power of Jesus is stronger than the devil’s urge to purge.

It’s true. Plus Satan gives you hairy palms.
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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 01:43 PM
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5. Go ahead, phone the Tsar kids! It isn't going to hurt you.
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 02:46 PM
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6. So they're having so much sex with eachother
that neither feels the need to masturbate anymore? No wonder they're smiling.
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-06-09 05:23 PM
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19. That was my first thought. "I found pre-marital sex." n/t
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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 02:47 PM
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7. is there one that reads "manual stimulator"?
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-06-09 05:03 PM
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16. I want one that reads
womanual stimulator

:evilgrin:
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 02:57 PM
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8. WEIRD!!!!!!!
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 03:00 PM
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9. I quit spankin' it 5 minutes ago...can I get one of those?
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 03:06 PM
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11. No because I am sure you will start back up 5 minutes from now.
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 03:14 PM
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12. He can quit anytime.
He does it at least once a day.
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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 03:05 PM
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10. That's a guarantee
That a teen will find himself trapped in his locker or upside down in a toilet before the school day is out.

Hell, I'd find a way of filling his back pack with shaving cream myself!
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RagAss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 06:25 PM
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13. Classic !
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Greyskye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 06:40 PM
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14. Funny, they don't *look* dead.

:shrug:
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-06-09 05:12 PM
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17. Those are paid models.
The people who voluntarily wear those shirts really are dead, at least someplace on the inside. :(
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-06-09 04:37 PM
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15. kick
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-06-09 05:14 PM
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18. The thing is, wearing that shirt immediately causes people to imagine the wearer ... you know ...
committing onanism and what not.
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Monk06 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-06-09 06:18 PM
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20. "Jackoff for Jesus", I'd buy that shirt. or "Less Tuggin and More Huggin."
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