Would Ashcroft lock up Jesus today and accuse him of Terrorisim?

[trumad]

Middle Easterner, Long Hair, Able to draw large crowds, 12 or so close bodyguards, .........

[seabeyond]

1. bush/christ

no no he is going to be our vice president

[Beer Snob-50]

2. Jesus also

believes in a peaceful solution to problems unlike Asswipe and his bosses.

[Skidmore]

3. Sheesh,

Rumsfeld would lock up his own mother if he thought it would gain him a little additional holiness shine.

[TXlib]

4. He never advocated violence, so prolly not, BUT...

after the stunt in the temple with the moneychangers, Ashcroft would prolly have him arrested for disrupting interstate commerce.

[MaryBear]

8. LOL, TXlib!

Jesus definitely would interfere with the Bushco agenda, and he would be at least harassed.

[Sperk]

5. Not exaggerating here....Asskroft would be driving the first nail

How could he tolerate such talk of love, peace, being non-judgmental, etc.
"What so ever you do to the least of my brothers, that you do unto me."

[silverlib]

6. Brings to mind

Willie Nelson's song "Troublemaker."

[MichaelHarris]

7. reminds me of

that old Cheech and Chong bit about Jesus at the border trying to get into Mexico. "YOU!! With the long hair and beads. Where the hell you think you're going?"

[catmandu57]

11. That's the same thing

I flashed on. He's a roving rooster.

[GreenPartyVoter]

9. Yes! *lol*

Ashcroft would never recognize Him. I feel sure of it.

http://www.geocities.com/greenpartyvoter/liberalchristians.htm

[GoddessOfGuinness]

10. He'd arrest Jesus for terrorism;

but find a way prosecute for heresy.

[tom_paine]

12. And black. Not only would he arrest him, but he'd turn the cops loose

to show him a little of Ashcroft's Love with fists, feet, batons...