Grandparent and their grandchildren

[Swede]

> She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes
> of her young granddaughter as she'd done many times before.
> After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one
> said, 'But Grandma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!'
>
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>
> My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday.
> He asked me how old I was, and I told him, '62.' He was quiet for a
> moment, and then he asked, 'Did you start at 1?'
>
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>
> After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old
> slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard
> the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew
> thin. Finally, she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their
> room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left the
> room, she heard the three-year-old say with a trembling voice, 'Who was
> THAT?'
>
> #####
>
> A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own
> childhood was like: 'We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing
> made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our
> pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods.' The little girl was
> wide-eyed, taking this all in. At last she said, 'I sure wish I'd
> gotten to know you sooner!'
>
> #####
>
> My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, 'Grandma, do you know
> how you and God are alike?' I mentally polished my halo while I asked,
> 'No, how are we alike?' 'You're both old,' he replied.
>
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>
> A little girl was diligently pounding away on her grandfather's word
> processor. She told him she was writing a story. 'What's it about?' he
> asked. 'I don't know,' she replied. 'I can't read.'
>
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>
> I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I
> decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it
> was. She would tell me and was always correct. It was fun for me, so I
> continued. At last she headed for the door, saying sagely, 'Grandma, I
> think you should try to figure out some of these yourself!'
>
> #####
>
> When my grandson Billy and I entered our vacation cabin, we kept the
> lights off until we were inside to keep from attracting pesky insects.
> Still, a few fireflies followed us in. Noticing them before I did,
> Billy whispered, 'It's no use, Grandpa. The mosquitoes are coming after
> us with flashlights.'
>
> #####
>
> When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, 'I'm not
> sure.' 'Look in your underwear, Grandpa,' he advised. 'mine says I'm
> four to six.'
>
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>
> A second grader came home from school and said to her grandmother,
> 'Grandma, guess what? We learned how to make babies today.' The
> grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool.
> 'That's interesting,' she said, 'how do you make babies?' 'It's
> simple,' replied the girl. 'You just change 'y' to 'i' and add 'es'.'
>
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>
> Children's Logic: 'Give me a sentence about a public servant,' said
> a teacher. One of the small boys wrote: 'The fireman came down the
> ladder pregnant.' The teacher took the lad aside to correct him.
> 'Don't you know what pregnant means?' she asked. 'Sure,' said the
> young boy confidently. 'It means carrying a child.'
>
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>
> A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of
> kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the
> front seat of the truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started
> discussing the dog's duties. 'They use him to keep crowds back,'
> said one child. 'No,' said another, 'he's just for good luck.' A
> third child brought the argument to a close. 'They use the dogs,'
> she said firmly, 'to find the fire hydrants.

[Suich]

1. LOL!

Very cute!

:)

[skygazer]

2. Those are cute

Deserve a kick.

[grasswire]

3. thanks for the laugh

Kids say the darndest things!