Bet you can't do this

[ashling]

:rofl:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

1. Wrong.

I can.

But last time I did, I got a cramp in my tongue.

[Chemical Bill]

2. I could lick that cat's nose anytime. n/t

[Redstone]

3. Guy goes into a bar, and sees a horribly ugly guy sitting at a table for about half

an hour, then leave the bar with the best-looking woman in the place.

He goes back to that bar every night for a week, and sees the same thing happen, over and over.

He asks the bartender, "What the hell is going on here? There's a guy who is short and ugly, and every night he goes home with the best-lokoing woman in the place? What gives?"

The bartender replies: "All I know is, every night he comes in, and sits in the corner, licking his eyebrows."

Redstone