I need help!

[Rainbowreflect]

Does anyone have the warped version of the serenity prayer.
That has the line about wisdom to hide the bodies?
I can't seem to find it. Thanks!

[zbird]

1. Here are a couple. Google has a bunch of hits for it, several versions.

Lord, Grant me the serenity to
accept the things I cannot change,
Courage, to change the things I can, and
Wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill because they pissed me off.

And also,
Help me to be careful of the toes I step on today,
As they may be connected to the ass that I may
have to kiss tomorrow.

http://www.c4vct.com/kym/humor/seren.htm


Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today becaused they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
As they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work....
12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday,
40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, 5% on Fridays.

And help me to remember....When I'm having a really bad day,
And it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my
middle finger.

Amen

http://www.medic37.net/prayer.shtml

[Rainbowreflect]

2. Thank you!

That was what I was looking for.