Say it loud! Say it proud!

[meegbear]

http://www.p4cm.com/p4cm/store/launch

[Lil Missy]

1. Dumbfucks.

[Orsino]

3. *Lying* dumbfucks. n/t

[SacredCow]

2. Ha! Liars!

:rofl:

[trof]

4. "Are you the master of your domain?"

:rofl:

[meegbear]

5. ...

:spray:

[Fire Walk With Me]

6. What an outstanding conversation starter

for us continuing masturbators.

[rurallib]

7. You see an ex-masturbator. I see someone so frustrated

they will rip your head off if you bump into them. Or hump your leg til they are satisfied.

[Fire Walk With Me]

8. And why oh why couldn't you have posted this prior to the end of the name-change amnesty?

[meegbear]

9. The site would be flooded with 'em!

[KitchenWitch]

10. Oy Vey

[PVnRT]

11. I'm having trouble seeing those pictures

[Tuesday Afternoon]

12. on the back it should read ...

Now a Full Fledged Fucker :D

[Deja Q]

13. OMG! Does that mean the both of them boink like bunnies every night?

:wow:

[meegbear]

14. As long as they're married and think pure thoughts, they're fine

[EastTennesseeDem]

15. Is that the reward at the end of their eight step program?

Or twelve step program? Shit, I was too drunk to remember how many there were.

But regardless, is that their reward for it?

[RoyGBiv]

16. Tell me this is a joke ...

"We pray that you will join us in breaking the silence on an issue that has stayed silent for too long. Be the first to boldly rock your Ex-Masturbator shirt and let's change the world baby! Click below on one of the pictures to order your shirt."

Seriously? Boldly ROCK your ex-masturbator shirt.

REALLY!?!?!?

[southpaw]

17. Guilt and Fear...

The two commodities christianity has been peddling for centuries.

[MineralMan]

18. From a different sort of t-shirt seller comes this:

http://www.t-shirthumor.com/Merchant2/products/mstr.html?Category_Code=sprt