What would you do if you had a goat? nt.

[Strong Atheist]

[Shell Beau]

1. Goat-like things. Do they fetch?

:P

[Strong Atheist]

28. I remember now from 3 years ago! You and kick-ass-bob were doing the

olives...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=4548204

[surrealAmerican]

2. Assuming it was a dairy goat, ...

... I would milk her and make goat cheese.

[Sanity Claws]

10. But to make her a dairy goat,

you'd have to mate her and let her have offspring. Where would you get the billy goat and what would you do with the kids?

[WinkyDink]

3. Give it a bath!

[Richardo]

4. I'd go out on the ocean...

And if I had a pony...
I'd ride him on my....wait, did you say goat?

[Strong Atheist]

21. .

:P

[geardaddy]

5. If it were a nanny goat...

I'd milk it.

[JitterbugPerfume]

6. feed it clover

and make cheese. My girlfriend Jo used to have a goat named Rafferty . He was really cool

but you couldn't milk him and make cheese!:rofl:

[kentauros]

7. I'd put in a big long line of rocks for him to jump on!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfUqVa-Y3go

:D

[LisaM]

8. I would have it keep our (large) yard mowed

and also allow it to mow the unkempt city park that abuts our yard and that the city seems to either not know is there, or where they wish to attract homeless people and pot-smoking groups of kids. My goat would keep it nicely cleared, and would probably freak out both types. Then if someone wanted its milk to make goat cheese, I would let them milk it. It would live in a sweet little shed, and give rides to the neighborhood toddlers if they wanted them.

[KamaAina]

9. Write a book about it

and donate a signed first edition to the Gee Dubya Bush Pretzeldential Lie-berry. :P

[MissMillie]

11. make goat cheese

yummy

[Tuesday Afternoon]

12. I would take it with me in my boat and

we would sail around the moat.

we would play all day
and be happy and gay.

I would name her Nanny and
she would give me milk
and I would make cheese

:D

[musette_sf]

13. i would jump for joy

and get her another goat as a companion. goats are social animals and like to have company.

and then i would hang around with them and their goatie goodness all the live long day.

i love goats...

[Angel]

14. Name it Goatie and give it to Forkboy. n/t

[SacredCow]

15. My parents have two of them.

They feed and care for them.... That's really about all you CAN do.

[no name no slogan]

16. Not let my Scottish relations know about it

I'm trying to preserve its chastity, after all.

[Strong Atheist]

20. .

:evilgrin:

[deucemagnet]

17. I would eat them with a goat.

[krispos42]

18. Wonder what the hell I was drinking last night...

...so that I was this morning the owner of a goat!

[Strong Atheist]

22. The winnahh!

:rofl:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

24. stop making me laugh krispos... my mouth hurts

[krispos42]

26. Do I get to paint another keyboard on the side of my computer???

:rofl:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

19. eat it, there is no way a goat is fitting in my apt and i love goat meat

[Strong Atheist]

23. .

:hi:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

25. Let it graze on local lawns

to reduce carbon emmissions from power mowers.

[Strong Atheist]

27. I remember you! You liked ...

pi.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=4790688#4792069

This time I am taking it slower...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=8358611&mesg_id=8422009

[GoddessOfGuinness]

30. Brilliant!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Fire Walk With Me]

29. Help Grendel throw rocks at it.

[Fire Walk With Me]

31. Remove it from Maude's Eye.

(Punning "The Mote in God's Eye".)

[wickerwoman]

32. What kind of goat? nt

[MrSlayer]

33. Sacrifice it and wear it's skull during Satanic rituals.

Goats like that sort of thing.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

34. I would get a few, and let my dog herd them

[NMDemDist2]

35. put a very very strong fence around the apple tree

and put out a big thingie full of water

rock and roll over those weeds Billy

:rofl:

[harmonicon]

36. goats are tough

try to get rid of it, I think.

[kaiden]

37. FYI, I have two goats. They pretty much eat stuff all day.

[CreekDog]

38. I would not eat Green Eggs and Ham

:D

[datasuspect]

39. goatse.cx

[Strong Atheist]

42. You're trying to get this thread

locked, aren't you?

[Jamastiene]

40. Build it a minibarn in each corner of my yard.

Watch it try to fight back the triffids one corner of the yard at the time all year round. Who am I kidding? I'd probably need 4 goats for this jungle. :eyes:

[Marrah_G]

41. If I had 3 goats I would never have to mow my lawn again !