Today's FSTDT High Point.....

[SacredCow]

http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/comments.aspx?q=58037

With the number of Christians in the world, the number of people Raptured in insane situations will be quite high I believe. The destruction is potentially catastrophic:

-people raptured on the toilet

-people raptured heading down the Autobahn at maximum velocity

-Christian pilots raptured, and in some cases co-pilots as well, converting the
airliner from a means of transportation to an 700 ton missile

-Christian doctors Raptured in the middle of a surgery

-Organ donors raptured before their parts are taken

-School bus drivers and all the children on board raptured, leaving the bus to careen down residential streets

-Ambulance drivers raptured on the way to the hospital at 70 mph, leaving the passenger in the back gurney

-Death row inmates raptured moments before their execution, leaving prision and state officials baffled

-Some cities with their senates, congress and infrastructure missing

-A mom raptured while driving down the highway leaving her unbelieving teens careening within the un-piloted vehicle

-Zoo keepers raptured, leaving hundreds of animals to starve to death

-Dogs and cats run wild in the streets after their owners have been raptured

-Crime explodes as a result of many police officers being raptured

-Thousands of inmates escape prisons and flee into city as a result of raptured security personnel

-Terrorists bolster their efforts to plot against the U.S., thinking the disappearances are a sign from "allah" that the infidels are being punished, the worst of them disappearing all-together.

This is just a fraction of what can occur. Truly, you may be in the middle of something when it happens, but when it does, just be glad that it did and you were taken. No matter what you were in the middle of when the rapture happens, you won't care when you see yourself soaring in the clouds about to meet God. It won't even matter. Just be glad you weren't left here to face the aftermath, now that would be embarrassing and horrifying. The chaos that will fall on our planet will be a blessing compared to the grief you'll feel at being stuck here for 7 years, 3.5 of which you are not likely to survive. I honestly don't care what I'm in the middle of, just take me home Jesus!!

So which one are YOU most worried about? I'm particularly impressed by the duality of "death row inmates raptured" and resulting baffled state officials and the "thousands of inmates escaping prison" because of raptured prison personnel...

Oh, and the raptured while on the toilet? Why stop there? What about being raptured in the middle of sex (heterosexual and procreational, of course)?