For the DU gents. how do you like your "gals"?

[MrScorpio]

Poll question: For the DU gents. how do you like your "gals"?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

1. A porn star with domestic skills

like say la lioness priyanka :)

[krispos42]

2. Like my soda bottle

Short, curvy, sweet, and red on top!






:-)

[no name no slogan]

3. Any way I can get 'em

I am not picky. I pretty much like every type. Except for pathological iiars. They do not turn me on. Much.

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. I'd like one in my actual physical presence

But apparently this is too much to ask. :(

[Bake]

6. Tear yourself away from Star Trek, dude!!

:rofl:

Bake

[supernova]

5. *observes carefully*

[redqueen]

7. I don't seem to be represented on this poll.

Which is a good thing, cause then I can't feel bad later when that option gets no votes. :P


:hi: MrScorpio!

[Redbear]

10. Exactly. None of them seemed like redqueen

So I picked other.

[redqueen]

16. Awwww

:)

[MrScorpio]

11. Not possible to get all the categories down in ten choices

I need at least three and a half billion

[redqueen]

17. Heheheh...

I sure couldn't do it!

I'm surprised there's no DABA / bottle-popper-like category. :rofl:

I don't even know what a bottle-popper is! :crazy:

[MrScorpio]

18. The closest would be the Diva

Trying hard to be as accurate as an atomic bomb

[Sky Masterson]

8. I like them real.

I like them to have a good heart.
I like them to be just as beautiful on the inside as they are on the outside(Yet modest enough to not know it).
And I like them to be a friend.
It would also be nice if they loved me for me.

[flvegan]

9. Naked.

[LeftyMom]

13. You are SO difficult to please.

:eyes:

[Iggo]

12. Like the one in the picture...yup.

[Blue_Tires]

14. one that wants me, for starters....

[dembotoz]

32. yeah, wouldn't that be nice.

and breathing would be good too.

[kwassa]

15. With a pulse.

That's a prerequisite.

No dead gals for me. I'm picky that way.

[foxfeet]

19. Butch. Oh, all right, male. I play for the other team.

:evilgrin:

[MrCoffee]

20. Reverse cowgirl

[flvegan]

21. Like mother like son, Trebek.

[MrCoffee]

22. Go play with your blow-up dolls.

[redqueen]

23. The men who have voted so far...

...are full of shit.

On edit: Where are the REALISTIC options like "with implants" and "subservient" and "a newer younger model every year?"





;)
:evilgrin:

[Chan790]

28. I don't want any of those things...

well, maybe sub in the boudoir...but generally-subservient people make me want to poke them with a stick until they snap and assert themselves. I really don't want a newer younger model every year...I love my women across the age-spectrum but the lower edge is creeping up faster than the upper edge of that range...I just no longer want to relate to 18-23 year olds. I'd be lying to say that I don't find a nice figure attractive but the same type of people who get elective plastic surgery "enhancement" tend to be way too image-conscious for me...I did that already, she threw away all my nice clothes because she didn't want to be seen with me in last season's coat or tie. I dumped her on the spot.

I just can't date stupid people though. I picked the "brainy" option but I prefer literature nerd to science nerd. Science/Math types are kind of a turn-off since I'm bad at both. 16th c. Scottish poetry on the other hand. :loveya:

[redqueen]

30. Maybe you just can't admit it to yourself... or you're only subconsciously aware of it.

(I'm just mocking some posts in the other thread... I don't really believe this nonsense at all. :hi:)

[MilesColtrane]

24. Two at at time.

But, that's a fools quest.

[RagAss]

25. The designated driver type.

[petronius]

26. Which option includes "exactly like Mother"?

:o

[MrScorpio]

37. I almost posted that choice

But I thought: "Not me"

Too creepy

[HopeHoops]

27. Pert breasts, tiny butt - just like my wife of 21 years ;}

I'll love her however she ages, but those are nice features!

[DarkTirade]

29. What, I have to pick just one option?

:P

[nickinSTL]

31. I like a woman to be intelligent...

fun to be with...and I like feminists - I have a hard time understanding women who DON'T think they should be treated equally (WTF is THAT about? masochism?)

Physically, I'm not too picky...I find there are beautiful women of all sizes, shapes and colors...hold a gun to my head, I'd say my preference is around 5'6", a medium build...solid, but not fat (around 130-150 lbs, maybe), brown hair...but, that's just if I HAD to describe something near perfect.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

33. My love doesnt fit into any category..

The mold was broken when she was made. She is beautiful, intelligent, compassionate, caring and sexy. She can be a challenge and keeps me on my toes (kind code for a little bit of teh crazy) She is my soulmate and can see into my heart and soul. In short, she is the perfect woman.

[DerekG]

34. I ask very little

1. You can't be a right-winger.
2. Sweet smile
3. You don't watch "Sex and the City."

[UTUSN]

35. Likes dogs. n/t

[Pierre.Suave]

36. Hmmmm

I have to ask one question before I can answer.

How long does this "gal" need to be around?

:rofl:

[MrScorpio]

38. As long as the warranty lasts

All mates should come with one

[Pierre.Suave]

39. Pffttt

there goes half the fun...

[SKKY]

40. Crazy smart is crazy sexy...

[Aristus]

41. I like my gals liberal. So, I married a conservative Republican. Life is crazy like that.

Anyway, she's gorgeous, so there is that! B-)

[RFKHumphreyObama]

42. Smart

I tend to prefer women in their late 30s onward
I tend to go for well-dressed women
Tolerant and accepting of others regardless of race, gender, religion or disability
Kind and patient
Preferably liberal but moderate-to-liberal republicans may be OK with me
Someone who is interested in me and my lifestyle and interests. I would expect the same of myself about her -that I'm interested in her lifestyle and interests

[harmonicon]

43. none of those

but red hair is a start.....

appreciates the finer points of alcoholic beverages (including Pernod)

plays Chopin and Szymonowski on the piano

loves Kate Bush, the Cure, and the Smiths

lives just up the road

asks me in for drinks, which I decline

plays the world's sweetest avant-garde footsie

[Lucian]

44. Alive.

[Strong Atheist]

54. But, but, but that discriminates against

dead women...

[Radical Activist]

45. With a bull horn at a protest or picket line.

Most other details are negotiable. I'm very picky yet unspecific in my pickyness.

[datasuspect]

46. barefoot and pregnant

[Inchworm]

47. Independant, empowered, and nekkid

:hi:

[Strong Atheist]

48. Hirsute.

:blush:

[guitar man]

49. Stacked :D

Voluptuous, plump and curvy with large, natural breasts on the physical side, intelligent and progressive on the intellectual side. :D

[GoneOffShore]

50. You missed a couple of categories

So I'm going to have to vote other.

And if I put down what really rips my velcro, the thread gets locked.

[redqueen]

51. ...

[seemunkee]

52. Short, busty, Jewish, smarter than me.

I wasn't raised Jewish but I always went for the same type.

[ACTION BASTARD]

53. Other

I won't get too specific on what tickles my pickle.