My letter to Kelloggs...Phelps content

[Bennyboy]

Dear Kelloggs cereal (especially Corn Flakes).

I am very disappointed in your company's decision to drop Michael Phelps as a spokesperson. I know that this is probably not the majority opinion right now, but I will never buy another box of Kelloggs cereal as long as I live.

As a consumer of your products while mostly high, I urge you to reconsider your position on this. I am guessing, even if you don't believe it, that stoners comprise a large part of your customer base.

I know from personal experience, that your foods are made for stoners. Pop Tarts? C'mon. Coco Crispies? Yeah nobody does bong loads and eats those. Leggo my Eggo? I have seen people (okay, myself) eat those raw when they are buzzed. Frosted Flakes? just the name is stoner vernacular. And stoned, they ARE GREAT!

I urge you to reconsider. Michael would make a great pitchman for your products. He is one of us and you should capitalize on that.

Thanks
bennyboy
Democratic underground

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. Ignore your market at your own risk!

:D

[1]

2. a true stoner and consumer of kellogg products...

would not even be aware of this event.

[fizzgig]

3. amen on the frosted flakes

and smores pop tarts......mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Bennyboy]

4. up

[Fire Walk With Me]

5. "(especially Corn Flakes)"

:D

[Tuesday Afternoon]

6. Frosted Flakes...damn, where is that name change amnesty when I need it

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