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An honest man was being tailgated by a
stressed-out woman on a busy Boulevard.
Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just
in front of him.
He did the right thing, stopping at the
crosswalk, even though he could have beaten
the red light by accelerating through the
intersection.
The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the
horn, screaming in frustration as she missed
her chance to get through the intersection
with him.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap
on her window and looked up into the face of
a very serious police officer.
The officer ordered her to exit her car with
her hands up. He took her to the police station
where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed,
and placed in a cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached
the cell and opened the door. She was escorted
back to the booking desk where the arresting
officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake.
You see, I pulled up behind your car while you
were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in
front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him.
I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder,
the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the
'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker, and
the chrome- plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.....
Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."
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