Forget Left Is Write's dream--mine was weirder!

[Dr. Strange]

After reading that thread about what would you do with a goat, I thought, "I would send it out on a date with Gwen Stefani and then post about it in the Lounge." So in my dream, that's just what I did. I figured it would only be funny to a handful of people, most notably racaulk. And sure enough he reads it. But then he locks it, claiming it was a sex thread.

So I start another thread saying, "Why was that thread locked? There was no sex."

And racaulk says, "Oh come on, it was clearly implied."

So I'm all like, "Yeah, but only three or four people would even think to infer it, and they didn't post anything."

And racaulk says, "Sorry, but I stand by my decision." And he locks the second thread.

So now I'm steamed, and I start a third thread, saying, "Yo, racaulk, what's happened to you?" and he's all, "I'm a moderator, I have responsibilities to the DU community." And I'm like, "Dude, you're working for the man now? You're turning your back on us?" and he's all, "Deal." And then he locked that thread.

Well, I started another one and told him, "Dude, you used to be cool." And I put in a smiley that expressed my disappointment. But he replies with, "Respect my authority!" Only he doesn't say it funny like Cartman, he gives it a more authoritarian air.

So I say, "Whatever, you've changed, dude. You've changed." But before he can reply, Call Me Wesley posts, and says, "Is there a problem?" and I reply with, "Dude, you're not even a moderator anymore! GTFO of here." And CMW says, "Sorry, but these kinds of attacks are out of order." And I tell him, "No, YOU'RE out of order! This forum is out of order! The whole internet is out of order!" Which is silly, because the internet is cool and stuff.

Well, then Skinner shows up and asks what's going on, and racaulk was all moderatey with him, and Skinner says, "I stand by racaulk's decision. It's his responsibility to maintain order in these forums."

And then I tell him, "No, YOU'RE out of order! This forum is out of order! The whole internet is out of order!" and racaulk says, "Dude, you already said that!" which was true, but I like saying it.

But then Skinner says, "Enough of this!" and I get tombstoned.

So I've since had second thoughts about posting about Gwen and goats.

Maybe I'll post about LaShaun and goats.

[TZ]

1. You wrote all that....

Just to make a LaShaun joke didn't you...:crazy:

[siligut]

2. Oh my. It is very clear from this manifestation of your subconscious that…

You are really strange, no, I mean really, really, really strange. You need help. Phone LaShaun right away, leave a voice mail message. Hurry. Time is of the essence in case like this.

[Dr. Strange]

3. *BEEP*

You have reached the office of Dr. LaShaun. I am currently unavailable to take your call, probably because I have too many clothes on. If you would like to have me fondle your call personally, please dial zero now, otherwise you may leave your name and number after the beep, and I'll get back to you as soon as my batteries run out.

[siligut]

4. Dial zero dude! You need help STAT!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[TZ]

5. OMG!

:spray:

[dawgmom]

6. Now THAT'S some funny stuff.....nt