Seriously, I found the real LaShaun

[dawgmom]

Really. I'm not kidding. And get this -- she works in a lab, too!

http://www.ars.usda.gov/Careers/docs.htm?docid=9495&page=5

[TZ]

1. Holy Shit!

Thats her! one of those names on the list is the person who called me!:wow:

[dawgmom]

3. ARE YOU SERIOUS?????

What are the chances???? The internets are a wunnerful thing.

OK. Just call me Sherlock Shirley. (Actually, all I did was type "LaShaun" into Google images, and it was the first hit.)

Really, which name? Now I want to see his picture. Was it Isaiah?

[TZ]

5. It was one of the mentors....

[jobycom]

2. Cool beans! Now let's get you to work on finding Bin Laden...

[dawgmom]

4. And after that, I'm going to tell you where Jimmy Hoffa is buried

AND I'll reveal what really happened to Amelia Earhart.

[BeachBaby]

6. I'm sure that Olivia Newton-John would utilize your services, too.

:P

[dawgmom]

8. I heard she remarried...

...and Disappear-o Boy is dead to her. Figuratively speaking,and perhaps literally.

Hmmm. Do you suppose I can only use my newfound powers for good, or might I be able to use them for evil? I'd love to track down this guy I used to know who owes me $100, drug him, and carve my initials in his back.....

[jobycom]

7. Christ, we'll just get you to work on the whole song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8aCFYW5eUU

90 miles outside chicago
Cant stop driving
I dont know why
So many questions
I need an answer
Two years later
Youre still on my mind
Whatever happened to emilia earhart
Who holds the stars up in the sky
Is true love once in a lifetime
Did the captain of the titanic cry
Chorus:
Someday well know
If love can move a mountain
Someday well know
Why the sky is blue
Someday well know
Why I wasnt meant for you
Does anybody know the way to atlantis
Or what the wind says when she cries
Im speeding by the place where I met you
For the 97th time tonight
(chorus)
Someday well know
Why samson loved delilah
One day Ill go
Dancing on the moon
Someday youll know
That I was the one for you
I bought a ticket to the end of the rainbow
I watched the stars crash in the sea
If I could ask God just one question
Why arent you here with me?
(chorus)
Someday well know
Why sampson loved delilah
One day Ill go
Dancing on the moon
Someday youll know
That I was the one for you
Postscript: seeing you in february was great
Cliches eventually all come true
Time heals all wounds
I went to get us our 9th drink
And you ran out the door with another guy
I woke up on the floor with my shoes on
A smile on my face and I didnt even care

[dawgmom]

9. The Sampson Delilah one is easy

Delilah = Top
Sampson = bottom

They have a way of finding each other. (And don't tell me I'm wrong. C'mon. "Tie me up, baby...and then humiliate me by cutting my hair and robbing me of my strength.")