Any ex-masturbators here in the lounge?

[TK421]

:P freaks....go on, reply!

[no name no slogan]

1. Yes. At least until tonight when I get home from work

Then I will probably leave the ranks of the exes, and rejoin the full-timers.

It really depends on how slow my net connection is.

[madinmaryland]

2. Take that stuff back to GD where it belongs!

:P

[TZ]

3. yeah

Like you are a fucking nun!
:evilgrin:

(thank you Trumad!)

[madinmaryland]

6. Actually,..

its trumad/forkboy!

[DarkTirade]

4. Gimme about 30 seconds...

[Shell Beau]

7. Nooooo!!!

Vision in my head please go away. Even though I have no clue what you look like! :P

[DarkTirade]

13. 'sokay, I'm an ex-masturbator now.

:P

[Shell Beau]

21. For now!

:P

[DarkTirade]

22. For at least a couple hours, I'm 'bout to leave for work.

:P

[mockmonkey]

5. Yes

And I can always use a hand.:freak:

[rurallib]

8. which hand?

[TK421]

9. The hand you DON'T write with

but that may just be a matter of preference

[rug]

10. All the jerkoffs are in GDP.

[TK421]

11. and YES I'm taking notes.....

with a dry erase board

[BOSSHOG]

12. There are no X-Marines and there are no X-Masturbators

When they pry it from my cold dead hands!

[Flaxbee]

14. don't forget to get your tshirt!

:P

[redqueen]

15. "Ex" as in... not doing it right this moment?

[Inchworm]

16. I'll give you my gun

when you take it from my cold, dead hands...

:evilgrin:

[Redstone]

17. Well, yeah, I used to be really good at putting worms on fish hooks, so yes, I was

a Master Baiter.

But my hands aren't as steady as they used to be and I'm not so good at it anymore, so I guess that makes me an ex-master-baiter.

Redstone

[kentauros]

20. At one time in other career choices

I was working on becoming a Master Baker, but it doesn't pay very well.

I still have the skills and hand/arm muscles to prove it!

[TK421]

18. ATTENTION: it is no longer called masturbation...from now on, it shall be called....

BORGNINE-ING!!!!!!

[kentauros]

19. No, I don't want to get prostate cancer

I would say if you are an ex-masturbator, then you need to worry more about prostrate cancer

[oedura]

23. The way I see it...

...if there was some all-powerful god ruling the universe who didn't want me to masturbate, he'd have made it impossible for me to do so in the first place.

[Sky Masterson]

24. I'm an ex-ex-masturbator

I stopped then I started again. :silly:

[BarenakedLady]

25. No

Not in the Lounge anyway.

[dawgmom]

26. Shit. The hair on my palm got stuck in the mouse wheel....

....and I had the damndest time getting this response to post.

The answer would be "No."

[Lucian]

27. Anyone who says they are an ex-masturbator is a fucking liar.

[crimsonblue]

28. Not yet. Give me another 5 or 10.

[qnr]

29. Yeah, but we were young, it was mutual, and we didn't know we were being filmed.

It has nothing to do with her being my ex now.

[taterguy]

30. Not bloody likely

Unless someone was unfortunate enough to lose both hands, but they'd probably still figure out a way to do it

[Fire Walk With Me]

31. Quit abusing the trouser kittens!

:cry:

[many a good man]

32. Even on Palm Sunday?

Never understood the meaning behind that one. Every day should be Palm Sunday.

[underpants]

33. Does since 2 PM count?

[Monk06]

34. Funny you should ask. Just a couple of hours ago I

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmasturbated

oooooooooooooooooooon

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeyboard

[jmowreader]

35. There's only one way to become an ex-masturbator

Marry a total sex fiend who wants intercourse six or seven times a day, and you'll never masturbate again. Mainly because your dick will fall off through overuse.

[petronius]

36. I've been clean for over 8 hours - but it's getting harder by the minute...

:o