I was thinking... if I sold myself to a patron would I be a hooker?

[Inchworm]

"sugar daddy" came up in a conversation today and I got to thinking.

Michelangelo was hired by 6 or 7 popes...

Raphael was taken in by Roman dudes...

Leonardo da Vinci drew stuff for some religious types...

What if I drew up a contract stating, "If you get my student loan out of default and free my transcripts long enough for me to enroll for BA, I will give you 3% of my net earnings for the duration of my life."

Would I be a hooker? An investment? A whack job?

:hi:

PS: I knew I shoulda started drinking by now to hush the voices.