Are There Any Good User Names Still Available For New DUers?

[THUNDER HANDS]

Poll question: Are There Any Good User Names Still Available For New DUers?

With over 40,000 usernames in DU's database it's probably hard for many newby's to come up with creative and orignial names.

What do you think the best name for a the next member who joins DU to use?

[DarkPhenyx]

1. CreamChesseEnema

Always wanted to use that one. No idea why. :)

[RandomKoolzip]

2. anybodybutkerry

or how about...

givemelibertyorgivemedeath

bushblowsdeadegyptians

pedophilearmy

gunzRgood

eliterepublicanguard

helpmegettheballoutofthegutter

whileyouwereout

ashcroft'spancreas

[ConcernedCanuk]

3. "it's probably hard for many newby's to come up with creative and orignial

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"it's probably hard for many newby's to come up with creative and original names."

REALLY ??

you mean we've consumed all the "creative and original" minds in the world ?

Boy . .


Is the world in trouble !!


:silly: . :bounce: . :dunce: . :silly: . :bounce: . :dunce: . :silly: . :bounce: . :dunce: . :silly: . :bounce: . :dunce:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

4. Naw.

Not while MorgothBlackEnemyOfTheWorld remains unused.

[RandomKoolzip]

5. Or ScreamingPenis.

n/t

[Screaming Lord Byron]

6. Or JocelynTheDestroyerOfWorlds.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

7. Or Velvett Fuhrer.

[RandomKoolzip]

10. Or RadioactiveVillageIdiot.

[RandomKoolzip]

17. Or PancreaticCancerCreepsInOnLittleCatFeet.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

23. that's my favourite.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

24. Whiney Lord Shelley remains unused.

[RandomKoolzip]

27. Thanks.

I might have originally written it as ReaganRemembers, but I thought that might have been tasteless.

[RandomKoolzip]

9. Or DranoForTheHomeless.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

11. Or HeWhoIsAnUndercoverFreeperDistruptor

The Terrible

[RandomKoolzip]

13. Or NoReallyImNotAFreeperReallyIMeanItSeriouslyImNot.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

14. or IAmHerePurelyToStalkRandomKoolzipWhoIHaveAWeirdThingFor

[RandomKoolzip]

16. Or ImFlatteredbutKindaCreepedOutAtTheSameTime.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

18. OrWhatDoesItMatterAsMyStalkingYouIsNotConditionalOnHowYouFeel

AboutItAndIAloneWillDecideWhenAndIfIStopStalkingYou

[RandomKoolzip]

20. Or IAmAfraidOfIntimacyAndAmStillOnTheReboundFromABadRelationship

AndJustNeedSomeSpaceRightNowButThankYouForYourConcernByTheWayAreYouARegisteredSexOffenderInYourStateOrProvinceSinceYou'reInCanadaAndAllBoyWeReallyHijackedThisThreadDidn'tWe

[RandomKoolzip]

15. Or MorrisseyForDogCatcher.

[RandomKoolzip]

12. Or BiPartisanPoltergeist.

[GOPisEvil]

8. ItsallthefaultofClenis

Clenismademedoit

[tigereye]

21. idiotsavant

picaking

beefcake

partisanbyfar

caveatemptor

womenruletheworld ( sorry couldn't help it)

chocolatebuzz ( what I was going to pick as mine at first)

whitechocolatespaceegg (for Liz Phair fans who aren't mad at her about the Britney-lite thing, although early Liz would scare off both Britney and Christina and most men)

salaciousbabe and righteousbabe ( with apologies to umm can't think of her name)

[everythingsxen]

19. N/T

[DarkPhenyx]

22. Perfect! I love it!

Now if I ever do get banned I have a backup name already picked out.

[everythingsxen]

29. LOL

Nah you could go for "DarkPhalanx"; no-one would notice ;-)

[YNGW]

25. RobbsADingbat

[Kamika]

26. IownJOO

greatest nick ever

[DarkPhenyx]

28. MattcomFinderOf BizzareCrapToPost. n/t

[DinahMoeHum]

30. Camarillo Brillo, DinahMoeHum, SuzyCreamCheese,

DiscoBoy, ValleyGirl, StinkFoot, SheikYerbouti

(all names from Frank Zappa songs)

C'mon, gang! ZombyWoof, Central Scrutinizer and I are getting lonely here!

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