I'm sitting here drying out my dick...

[Tom Kitten]

Cheney Voodoo Doll! It got a little wet, perhaps because I just got done holding his head under the kitchen faucet for 15 minutes...Unfortunately it's taking awhile, should I speed up the process by microwaving him or attaching electrodes from my old car battery?

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. Put your dick in a toaster! It's faster, and smells nice!

Takes Booji Boy into an entirely different realm! :D

[madeline_con]

2. Attach the terminals to his 'nads. eom

[kentauros]

3. Microwaving, definitely!

:9

[Drunken Girlfriend]

4. Voodoo

LOL.DId you make this doll? Or did you buy it?

I used to be good friends with a girl,and her aunt was
really into voodoo,and stuff of that nature.

I reluctantly agreed yrs ago to be part of a seance that
she created,and it was a bad mistake.

I had nightmares for about a week,and really bad things
started happening to me.

Needless to say,I never hung out with this girl again,
as I was convinced her aunt put a bad spell on me.lol

True story too!

[Tom Kitten]

5. I have a deep dark secret to share...

I don't really have a Dick Cheney Voodoo Doll! I was making it up all in fun, it was meant as a copycat thread...

That said, I did own a mass marketed voodoo doll once (found it in a thriftstore), still in it's plastic packaging, complete with pins you could stick in it! I never opened it and sold it at a yard sale for I believe a dollar...I don't believe in it myself but that doesn't mean I'm going to tempt fate and mock other people's beliefs...

I've met a few people in my life who once I got to know them a little better revealed to me things that I had no interest in knowing and I've found a quick exit is the best strategy...Otherwise you can open yourself up to a real screwing up!

And with that, I will say no more...at least for now...

[rucky]

6. Have you tried freeze-drying?

[peekaloo]

7. give it three Sheiks.

;-)