The shocker: always there when you least expect it

[XemaSab]

[MrScorpio]

1. Why would a person want to advertise that?

Human behavior puzzles me at times

[krispos42]

2. You need to look up "The Shocker"

Related search: "The Spocker", if you need to narrow down your search fields.

;-)

[JVS]

4. I love that a moderator is supplying info to this thread rather than locking it.

[krispos42]

5. Good point...

...staying up too late can make you do ill-advised things.

[Critters2]

12. Why would a person want to BE that?!

Masturbation--sex with a person I love :)


on edit: a Catholic priest once told me I don't qualify as celibate. Before then, I never knew that this umm, hobby of mine was a disqualifier. I love my wacky liberal church!

[av8rdave]

16. You mean I lost my virginity the first time I....

Oh never mind...I've never done that.

[JVS]

3. LOL! 2iP1iS!

[TroglodyteScholar]

6. 2 in the George, one in the Cheney :P n/t

[XemaSab]

7. .

:thumbsup:

[redqueen]

8. Hahahahaha

:)

[RetroLounge]

9. ...

:9

RL

[KitchenWitch]

13. ...

:thumbsup:

[Swede]

14. Touche

:freak::thumbsdown::thumbsup: :headbang::blush::yoiks:

[ghostsofgiants]

10. K&R

[Danger Mouse]

11. LIARS!!!

[petronius]

15. The shirts are probably true - the way those two are grinning I'm guessing they

no longer have the time or the strength to choke the chicken or flick the bean. 'Cause they're doing it. A lot. Every time the pastor turns his back.

:)