How do you pay your penance?

[Whitacre D_WI]

Poll question: How do you pay your penance?

[frylock]

1. four monthly installments of 29.95

[MikeG]

5. Don't need any more penance, Santorum is my senator.

[Whitacre D_WI]

6. Well, you do have the other Senator...

...never mind. :P

[The Lone Liberal]

15. I like that answer

Was there much trouble setting up the pay-out arrangements? Do they just debit your bank account or is it only cash left under a rock in the park?

[TXlib]

2. Cilice

http://www.odan.org/corporal_mortification.htm

Just kidding.

I want my spanking, please.

[gator_in_Ontario]

11. heh heh

what a trip that site is....!

Meals : Numeraries generally practice one small corporal mortification at every meal, such as drinking coffee without milk or sugar, not buttering one's toast, skipping dessert, not taking seconds, etc
that's quite a definition of "corporal mortification"! What comes after the black coffee and dry toast..the comfy chair?

[Fenris]

3. Our Astley, who art in England, hallowed be thy name

[Screaming Lord Byron]

4. I think we have a hire-purchase arrangement for that sort of thing.

That and the whipping boy.

Our Astley. Thy Will be done.

[Sticky]

7. Guilt

Self-induced. It just feels right.....

[Westegg]

8. I toss a penny into the wishing well every three months...

..which is all my penance is worth. In any case, that's all they're going to get from me, baby.

[elfwitch]

9. Mastercard Debit card....

That way I never over penance. I can only penance as much as is available in my penance account.

[elfwitch]

14. serioulsy though...

As a Jew I pay it off all on one day a year: Yom Kippur.

[Whitacre D_WI]

16. As Jon Stewart said about goyim like me:

"Even in sin, you're paying retail!"

[blindpig]

10. other, I live in Spartanburg, SC

it's like a get out of hell free card for a leftie!

[Bonhomme Richard]

12. I'm catholic so lots of heavy guilt

Then again I'm almost perfect so it rarely comes up. LOL

[Whitacre D_WI]

13. A kick for those who seek atonement!

:kick:

[The Lone Liberal]

17. I have given up on the side that requires penance.

I am now playing for the opposition. The pay is better and the fringe benefits are SUPER! The only thing is Bush and Cheney are on the team. Well you can’t have everything.

Hold on, have a call, “Yes Master, it’s not hot enough? More coal coming up.”

[Bunny]

18. Three Our Fathers, Three Hail Marys.

That was standard penance in our church. Fight with your sister? Three O.F., three H.M. Lord's name in vain? Three O.F., three H.M. Cold blooded murder? Three O.F, three H.M.

It really was an all-purpose penance! ;)

[populistmom]

19. Deny my own needs and wants for years at a time.