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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-08-09 12:14 PM
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Is this a joke or not?
Edited on Sun Feb-08-09 12:49 PM by redqueen
I think these guys just have to be the Spinal Tap for a new generation.

I have to hope they're playing a joke on their fans.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MP6rkWbK6w


The lyrics, so you don't have to suffer through the "music". The parts in all caps are screamed... it's "screamo/crunk" music. :rofl:


Lyrics to Blue Steel :

GIRL! JUST LOOK AT ME! I'M SO PRETTY! WHEN I GOT ALL THESE HOES ALL OVER ME! I GOT THEM SKILLS! YOU KNOW THE DEAL! GIRL DON'T YOU MAKE ME SHOW YOU BLUE STEEL!!!

Who's that guys. He's so fly. These hoes want to be my wife. They love my Hazel eyes. They way I strut got them hypnotized. Shake that ass girl, move them thighs. Wiggle them a little like your hips don't lie. Yeah baby what you cooking. I'm really, really, really good looking.

Lets get so dirty, so dirty. Lets get so dirty, so dirty. Lets get so dirty, so dirty. Lets get so dirty. YOU'RE DIRTY GIRL!!! (x2)

GIRL! JUST LOOK AT ME! I'M SO PRETTY! WHEN I GOT ALL THESE HOES ALL OVER ME! I GOT THEM SKILLS! YOU KNOW THE DEAL! GIRL DON'T YOU MAKE ME SHOW YOU BLUE STEEL!!!

Chizzled abs and stunning features. Runway model and I'd love to meet ya. Sucking in them cheeks, giving the BLUE STEEL! Walk it off, baby you know the deal. Rep so real, got you going crazy. No way will I call you my lady. Cause I'm a male model baby. And I don't fucking with fugly gurrrrls.

Lets get so dirty, so dirty. Lets get so dirty, so dirty. Lets get so dirty, so dirty. Lets get so dirty. YOU'RE DIRTY GIRL!!! (x2)

GIRL! JUST LOOK AT ME! I'M SO PRETTY! WHEN I GOT ALL THESE HOES ALL OVER ME! I GOT THEM SKILLS! YOU KNOW THE DEAL! GIRL DON'T YOU MAKE ME SHOW YOU BLUE STEEL!!!

Girl don't you lie. I'm bulimic I can read your mind. You want my body. Why don't you fucking spend the night. EVERYBODY CELABRATE! THROW YOUR PANTIES ON THE STAGE! EVERYBODY CELABRATE! THROW YOUR PANTIES ON THE STAGE!!!

Lets get so dirty, so dirty. Lets get so dirty, so dirty. Lets get so dirty, so dirty. Lets get so dirty. YOU'RE DIRTY GIRL!!! (x2)

GIRL! JUST LOOK AT ME! I'M SO PRETTY! WHEN I GOT ALL THESE HOES ALL OVER ME! I GOT THEM SKILLS! YOU KNOW THE DEAL! GIRL DON'T YOU MAKE ME SHOW YOU BLUE STEEL!!!

Outro…
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-08-09 12:18 PM
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1. Wow. It's like Skinny Puppy meets Bobby Brown
I'm either intrigued, or scared shitless.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-08-09 12:38 PM
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3. It's so completely awful...
Edited on Sun Feb-08-09 12:38 PM by redqueen
It can't be real... I mean obviously they have fans and the fans think it's real... but the creators of this shite? Can they possibly, with lyrics like that?

It has to be a joke. It just has to.
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-08-09 01:00 PM
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5. Please make it be a joke
PLEASE.
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-08-09 12:32 PM
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2. Lying son of a sack of shit...I absolutely GUARANTEE you that he is, in the words of my
high-school track coach, a "needle-dicked bug-fucker."

We're talking some big-time bullshitting right there.

Redstone
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-08-09 12:48 PM
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4. Blue Steel ...
wasn't that one of "the Looks" in Zoolander?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0196229/
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-08-09 01:19 PM
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6. Nope, it's no joke
There's a lot of bands like this out there

Most of them do X-Rated videos
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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-08-09 01:20 PM
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7. Ummm...blue steel?
:rofl: That's a first!
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Tommy_Carcetti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-08-09 01:23 PM
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8. Music like this makes you truly appreciate the genius of Chuggo.
C'mon now.
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-08-09 01:26 PM
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9. "Hoes," "dirty girl" and "don't make me show you blue steel"
aren't likely to entice me to acquiesce to any request to "Let's get dirty." But that's just me.
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-08-09 02:06 PM
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10. Interesting....but it's no, "Smell Yo Dick".
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