For fuck's sake, how in the name of fuck can a cat do this to himself

[graywarrior]

and still walk around like king shit, hissing and spitting at everyone as usual and NOT be in pain? HOW?



Seriously. And why does this always happen on my watch? Jesus H Fuckingchrist! Cat sitting three cats, plus my own and so far two of them have had major fucking issues requiring visits to the vet. And get this, I have to drive 80 miles to the emergency clinic because the regular vet the owner takes her cats to is closed today. WTF? I have a urinary infection myself for fuck's sake! At least I'm hoping it's an infection and not fucking cancer....my luck lately sucks....keep smiling, take a deep breath, everything is cool.

SO...I'm putting bacitracin on his skull...yes, his fucking SKULL and keeping him indoors....why they let him out in the first place...grrrrrr! and I will drive him 4 miles down the road tomorrow to his regular vet. Meanwhile, everytime I look at him I dry heave. Jesus, what a fucking freak show my life is sometimes. And of course this morning I had no internet due to some other god damn freak shit that searches me out, finds me, and rams me up the ass with a pinecone of freakfuck!!!

I need a god damn meeting but I have to drive 20 GOD DAMN MILES TO GET TO ONE !!!

[redqueen]

1. ...

:pals:

I dunno what to say... so just :hug:

[graywarrior]

2. Thank you

Mr Gray ran away and is hiding in the bedroom under the covers...scared for his life.

[bicentennial_baby]

3. If you can, get to a meeting

Ok? :hug:

[graywarrior]

4. My bladder hurts too much.

I think I'm pissed off.

[crispini]

5. Chug a bit of vinegar.

That'll stave it off for awhile. Works for me. Good luck! :hug:

[graywarrior]

7. I've been having cranberry juice.

Never thought of trying vinegar. Thanky!

[crispini]

9. Regular cranberry has too much sugar in it, in my experience.

And the pure cranberry is expensive and hard to find. But everyone has vinegar, and usually for me about half a cup does the trick. Tough to choke down, though!

[graywarrior]

13. Thank you, I will do that right now.

[graywarrior]

20. Jesus, that sucked.

[crispini]

30. It's pretty horrible, isn't it?

But at least for me, it works pretty quickly. Hope you feel better soon.

[graywarrior]

32. Bottoms up!

I may have found a new drink....bleeechhhh!

[PassingFair]

6. You are a miracle of sanity, Gray.

Keep taking deep breaths...
keep finding the fun.

:hug:

[graywarrior]

8. I'm completely insane.

I know this because Mr Gray is afraid of nothing...but when he looks at me a certain way, I know he knows I am insane at the moment. And right now, he knows...and so do I.

[PassingFair]

11. Sometimes an insane response is the only SANE response...

to the insanity we are subjected to.

Hang on.

[graywarrior]

12. Crying over the fact that the internet is broke is INSANE...lol

[PassingFair]

15. Emotional breakdown can be cathartic.

And sometimes necessary.

You are crying over more than just the internet, probably...

[graywarrior]

19. I'm doing stuff out of The Passion Test book

It's moving emotional things around big time.

[KitchenWitch]

10. Oh man.

:hug:

[graywarrior]

14. Oh, woman!

:evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

18. touche!

But aren't men most of our problem in the first place?

:evilgrin:


I keed I keed, I LOVE men!

[rug]

16. Put some duct tape on it.

[graywarrior]

21. Bwahahahahaha! Now that made me guffaw!

[Bullwinkle925]

17. Thanks a LOT GW ........

I almost hurled my chai at the computer screen.


Hope you're feeling better.

[graywarrior]

22. Sorry....

But if I have to suffer, so must you all.

:puke:

:rofl:

[Bullwinkle925]

28. he he he ....

sharing the wealth, are ya??

[graywarrior]

33. Aintcha glad?

[Sanity Claws]

23. How the hell did he do it?

Sorry to hear you are having such a tough time.

[graywarrior]

24. We cannot figure that out.

We got up in the morning and there it was...a gaping smile on the top of his head. He doesn't even act like it bothers him. It doesn't look like he was in a fight. All we can think of is that an icicle fell on his head.

[Eurobabe]

27. Sorry GW, poor kitty

could someone have hit him with something? When he was outside? :hug:

[graywarrior]

36. Could be. He's an arrogant little fuck

[Whoa_Nelly]

25. Check your PM

:hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

[Arugula Latte]

26. Aww, poor guy. Poor you, too.

:(

[graywarrior]

35. Poor me more.

He was just in the basement fighting with one of the other cats. What an asshole.

[MilesColtrane]

29. Trying to squeeze under a chain link fence?

There's a lot of sharp bits on those things.

People wounds don't bother as much as animal wounds for some reason.

I nearly sold buicks when my cat tore a hole in his shoulder exposing the bones.

[barb162]

31. Ohmygod. That poor cat and poor you.

That wound looks like it should be stitched or something. But then again, if you put the antibiotic on it and he stays in, he'll probably heal on his own. There probably aren't that many nerves on the skin on his head which is why he's not in distress. Still that's a really ugly wound.

[graywarrior]

34. He's a knucklehead

lol

[NYC_SKP]

37. FWIW

I'm sending you a PM. :hi:

[hedgehog]

38. A healthy cat is relatively durable - over the years we had one cat

that got hit by a car two or three times (one broken pelvis) and kicked by mother deer several times. He died from old age.

Another cat must have been hit by a car and scraped the fur and skin off one leg - it honestly looked like a chicken drum stick sans skin. He healed up just fine, right down to the stripes back in place and lived to a ripe old age.

[graywarrior]

39. Right now, Socks in roaming the house looking for a fight.

Amazing. His skull is hanging out and he's already been in a howling scrap with one of the other cats in the basement and now he's looking for someone else to tangle with.

[RevolutionaryActs]

40. Damn woman.

I'm sorry. :( :hug:

[skygazer]

41. I'm in pain just looking at it

I hear you - for the entire 48 years of my life, never once has anything ever gone smoothly. It's always the scenic route. :eyes:

Hang in there, gray.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

42. Juz got love darlin'

:hug: :loveya: :hug:

[kedrys]

43. One of our co-op cats ripped his throat on the top of a chainlink fence

Had a diamond-shaped flap of skin hanging off his throat for a few days, then it started healing. The fur grew back eventually, but it was pretty trippy for three or four days there. No scar.

Cats have an obnoxious tolerance to pain - which can be bad if they're sick, they're real good at hiding it.

[graywarrior]

46. This cat was a Hell's Angel in a past life

I swear, I'm gonna get him a jacket with colors.

[Danger Mouse]

44. Well then.

:hug:
And I thought the past couple of days sucked for me.

[applegrove]

45. It will be okay.

[Phillycat]

47. This too shall pass.

Damn, but that is gnarly. I hope he's okay! And you too. :hug: