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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 06:03 PM
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George Bush flies into Heathrow airport....
As he fills out the entry form, the immigration officer asks him:

"Occupation? "
W promptly replies:

"No, no, just visiting!

:P
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 06:03 PM
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1. Is he THAT STONED AGAIN?!?!?!
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 07:39 PM
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2. I had no idea he left Texas....
Edited on Mon Feb-09-09 07:40 PM by old mark
Oh, a joke...hard to tell with W....


mark

( Actually, I understand he is in his gated home near Dallas, locked in a quiet room, drunk ...and screaming.)
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 07:43 PM
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3. George Bush flies into Heathrow Airport
and splatters as he impacts.

"That's quite the catapult you have there", we say.
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 07:46 PM
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4. Immigration officer asks "Occupation?" and Bush replies...
"Not unless you're a Brazillion!"
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 08:59 PM
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5. I bet his arms were really tired.
Well, someone had to say it.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 09:54 PM
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6. Funny
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 10:07 PM
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7. ...and asks, "Does anyone around here speak English?"
:dunce:
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harmonicon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-09-09 10:42 PM
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8. HAHA!
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