Overheard on COPS: "Half and Half for $20" during a prostitution sting.

[flvegan]

Why is that illegal? Is it a crime to scalp dairy products?

[AlCzervik]

1. hmm, can i look that up on urban dictionary and if so will i be sorry as i so often am

after looking something up there that i saw here?

and no, i don't get out much.

[Dr. Strange]

3. I checked the Urbane dictionary.

It says, "A dairy product used to dilute coffee. "

[GOPisEvil]

4. I looked it up. It's not disturbing.

1/2 oral sex, 1/2 vaginal.

[AlCzervik]

7. so $20 seems like a good price.

[GOPisEvil]

I'd say it's really cheap.

Not that I have a frame of reference or anything.

[AlCzervik]

12. sure.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

18. Hell, my wife is more expensive than that

She is so going to kill me now.

[AlCzervik]

20. Let us know how your recovery works out.

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

23. She's sleeping, so I might be okay

[dugaresa]

28. unless the half and half is curdled

[YellowRubberDuckie]

9. Yup.

IBTL. :evilgrin:

[arcadian]

10. What's half oral?

Only using one side of your mouth? :shrug:

[Chan790]

11. It's slang for getting both oral sex and intercourse...

in the same transaction. $20 is only a great deal if you don't mind your junk turning black and falling off.

[AlCzervik]

16. yeah, i looked it up, i think i'm better off just not knowing this stuff.

[TZ]

2. Why do I have the feeling

that Dr. Strange could edumacate you in this area..:rofl:

[flvegan]

5. Is he a cop or a prostitute?

[DarkTirade]

8. Why choose just one?

[AlCzervik]

19. Fred Garvin.

[Dr. Strange]

21. Male Prostitute.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

6. I know what it means.

If you want to know, you can PM me. I don't want to get your thread locked.
Duckie

[Pierre.Suave]

13. Who said you dont learn nothing on tv...

:rofl:

[arcadian]

14. Somebody has a lactation fetish

And now the whole country knows.

[Tom Kitten]

15. Maybe he was into sm/bd

Wanted to see some whipped cream...

[TZ]

17. well how do you think Cool Whip got its name?

:rofl:

[petronius]

22. If those PETA people had their way, all dairy products would be illegal

Seriously, it's true, there was a thread in GD...

:)

[LeftyMom]

24. And here I had to spend $380 on airfare.

I feel used.

[arcadian]

27. Amsterdam?

n/t :P

[LeftyMom]

29. Sadly, no.

Someplace much less awesome.

[flvegan]

25. I can't believe DU turned my INNOCENT thread into this.

I was just posting about dairy products. :cry:

My pure, innocent mind.

[LeftyMom]

26. Yes dear, we all know how fond you are of dairy products.

:eyes: