OK people, one of my few remaining freeper friends on facebook

[mcctatas]

just changed his status to "I guess some Muslems (sic) really do like pork"

any witty replies to this? Should I just tell him he sucks and unfriend him? It boggles the mind! :crazy:

[motely36]

1. what does that even mean?

:shrug:

[mcctatas]

2. I think (although I cannot be sure because I don't speak hatemonger)

he is implying that Obama's stimulus package is full of pork and, oh yeah, Obama is a "Muslem" :puke:

[Left Is Write]

3. Well, then, he's obviously wrong on two counts.

1. The package is not full of pork
2. Obama is not a Muslim

I'd be tempted to ask this person if he had one too many cups of stupid this morning.

[mcctatas]

5. I always thought pork was a way of saying earmarks...

there are no earmarks in the package! And I can never keep it straight, is our President a militant Black-separatist Christian or a secret Muslim? It is truly maddening the shit these people say!

[ghostsofgiants]

7. Pork is just basically excessive and unneccessary government spending.

[AlCzervik]

9. it's only pork when it's not for my district.

and that's what it comes down to for many people.

[motely36]

4. of course...how silly of me!

:crazy:

[ghostsofgiants]

6. Only response needed: "You're an idiot."

[JVS]

8. Berate him for all his friends to see.

[BeachBaby]

10. I wouldn't be so quick to jump the gun yet.

Why don't you first ask him what he means? Then, when you find out for sure, go from there? :shrug:

[mcctatas]

11. Oh I know what he means...

he is the same one who claimed that Obama took his oath on the Koran (despite evidence to the contrary) The weird part is he was on the Rev. Wright bus for a long time too, it makes me wonder what happened to him in the years since HS!

[BulletproofLandshark]

12. On a related note, I just added a new Facebook friend last night.

Some girl I barely even knew in high school. We were basically just in homeroom together (and that was 17 years ago), but she added me anyway. I figured "sure, what the hell", so I added her. Then I look at her profile page and saw things like "1/20/13: The End Of An Error" and her membership in the Bill O'Reilly, Glenn Beck, and "Hillary Clinton must never become President" fan groups. My first thought was "Wow, the 22-percenters really do exist". I was going to post a message on her wall about how the election was a repudiation of 8 years of Republican failure, but it hardly seemed worth the effort. I think I'll just delete her.

Ironically, she's also a member of a Stephen Colbert fan group. I wonder if she's in on the joke.

[skygazer]

13. And this person is your friend why?

Seriously. Why would you want a witty answer to racist bullshit?

I don't know - I have a Facebook account - I use it to keep in touch with people I like. I don't like this guy already.

[TZ]

14. Tell him that they don't love pork NEARLY as much as

Self righteous idiotic ex-presidents from Texas....

[conscious evolution]

15. Got a link to his page?

[Sultana]

16. First Muslin now Muslem

Dumbass freepers

[sniffa]

17. I think he's saying some Muslems really do like to fuck

[Danger Mouse]

18. Ask him if he's stupid or just being an asshole, or perhaps both?

Then unfriend him.

[mcctatas]

19. I did better...

I joined forces with his sane younger brother and we are ridiculing him mercilessly. Example

freeper dudes sane brother "You're just pissy because you heard Obama was going to put a special tax on Dockers"