Okay. I've reached my limit.

[Midlodemocrat]

If I don't get some fucking sleep soon and some relief from all this work, I'm going to find a vampire to tear every single person I know to shreds and burn the pieces.

Series.

[motely36]

1. cool

I wouldn't mind a hot vampire tearing me to shreds!

[Midlodemocrat]

2. Doofus. Vampires are ice cold.

and look like this.




Yum, yum.

[motely36]

3. that works!

:bounce:

[CreekDog]

4. next time we should talk about your rage issues

:hide: :rofl:

[TZ]

5. uh oh.

Weren't you trying to AVOID the DTMidlo list? :rofl:

[CreekDog]

20. she says i'm still dead to her

:rofl:

which makes tearing me limb from limb rather pointless. :shrug:

[madinmaryland]

13. roid rage stays over in the Sports Forum!!

[CreekDog]

21. do you have hemorrhoid rage?

:shrug: :hide:

[Dr. Strange]

6. Which one?

Barnabas Collins probably wouldn't do it. That vampire in the Twilight series probably wouldn't be able to, since the writing is so bad. Rasalom isn't really a vampire, although he probably wouldn't mind destroying people. Or there's Criswell, but he only played a vampire in that one movie. And Elvira's too goofy to kill anyone.

[Midlodemocrat]

7. This one

Hot, hot, hot, even though he doesn't kill humans. :rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

10. I don't even know who that is.

But since he doesn't kill humans, I'll keep the garlic in my drawers.

[Midlodemocrat]

12. Hello? Carlisle Cullen, the hot vampire doc from Twilight?????

Do you live under a rock????

[Dr. Strange]

14. No...

I just don't read chick lit vampire tales.

Seriously? Carlisle? How in the hell can someone with that name be allowed into the Niche of Nosferatu? It defies credulity--defies it twelve ways to Sunday.

[TZ]

15. yeah its almost as bad as a vampire being named....

......pookiemuffin..:)

[Dr. Strange]

16. True: Pookiemuffin would be a horrible name for a vampire.

Great name for a Sith Lord, though: Darth Pookiemuffin.

[Midlodemocrat]

17. Dude. Do you honestly think his name matters?

Seriously. DO you think we salivate over BonJovi because of the music?

Series. You guys are thick.

[texanwitch]

9. What about the two hot vampires from Buffy.

They would do it.

[Dr. Strange]

11. Really?

Would they do it on a boat?
Would they do it to your throat?

Would they do it on a train?
Would they cause a lot of pain?

[Redstone]

8. Can you ask that vampire to give me some Morphine? I could really use some right now.

Redstone

[Fire Walk With Me]

18. Neat. Send Nosferatu after your dtm list.

Symmetry :hi:

[Shell Beau]

19. Get thee to the bed!!

:hug:

[EastTennesseeDem]

22. Please get a Twilight vampire

so I can punch the shit out of it for even further polluting American pop culture.