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I'm 36, but I look much younger than that. I showed someone a picture of when I was 20 years old and she said, "You look the same." I get comments like that all the time. I smoked for 19 years and have eaten out at restaurants for most of my meals in the last 14 years. I also used to drink heavily. Yet when I got blood work done recently, my triglycerides were 30 points lower and my good cholesterol was slightly higher than it was the last time I had blood work done which was 5 years ago. My fasting blood sugar was 73- ten points lower than 5 years ago. I find that amazing considering all of the bad stuff I've put in my body over the last 14 years.
To my knowledge, I haven't been bitten by a vampire. There can only be one other explanation: I am a god!
I ran out of lithium the other day, but I don't think I need to take psych meds anymore seeing as how I'm obviously not human.
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