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Little Johnny and Susie are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day they decided that they want to get married, so Johnny decided to approach Susie's father to ask him for her hand. Johnny bravely walked up to him and said, "Mr.Smith, me and Susie are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."
Thinking that this was the cutest thing ever, Mr. Smith replied, "Well, Johnny, you are only 10. Where will you two live?"
Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replied, "In Susie's room, of course. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit our stuff in there nicely."
Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith said with a huge grin, "Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job, you'll need to support Susie."
Again, Johnny instantly replied, "Our allowance - Susie makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, and that should do us just fine."
By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Johnny had put so much thought into his proposal. So, Mr. Smith thought for a moment, as he tried to come up with something that Johnny wouldn't know how to answer, After all a 10 year old little boy couldn't have thought of everything.
After another moment, Mr. Smith said, "Well Johnny, it seems like you have got everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?"
Johnny just shrugged his shoulders and said, "Well, we've been lucky so far..."
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