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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 12:53 AM
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Poll question: Ass
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 12:59 AM
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1. He's an ass... And he's dumb...
He's a... dumb-ass!


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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 01:03 AM
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4. His ass is dumb.
What a dumb ass.
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 12:56 PM
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26. Hehe
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 02:39 PM
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33. If I were a bird, I’d fly into a ceiling fan.
When used separately, women and alcohol can be a lot of fun.
But if you mix 'em, they can turn you into a dumb ass.

I can't afford to feed your friends. I can't afford to feed you, but the law requires me to.

Look, Dad, I need my car. Don't you remember when you were in high school? I bet you had some good times driving around senior year with your friends.
My senior year I was driving a gunboat around Okinawa. And if you count the Japanese snipers as my friends, then yes, I had some good times.

Sorry Kitty, yelling’s the only part of being a father I enjoy.
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 01:00 AM
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2. gas or grass
get in , hold on

:hippie:

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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 01:01 AM
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3. Nobody Rides For Free
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 01:11 AM
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5. You forgot one I use all the time - "assface".
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 01:19 AM
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6. good one
I like it. I like fuckstick, too.
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 12:45 PM
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22. He's not gonna say fuckstick in front of the children is he?
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 12:53 PM
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24. If he does
I will whoop his ass :D
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EastTennesseeDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 01:03 PM
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29. My all-time favorite holiday movie!
Edited on Wed Feb-11-09 01:04 PM by EastTennesseeDem
;-)



John Ritter and Bernie Mac. What sad, sad demises.
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Lucian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 01:37 AM
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7. It's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.
:)
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 01:38 AM
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8. And then some people
are just ass all over. What the fuck is up with those people?
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bluesbassman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 01:40 AM
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9. How about Pompous Ass.
Ran into a few in my travels.
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 01:43 AM
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10. I bet they thought they were
The Pompatus of Love.
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bluesbassman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 01:49 AM
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11. LOL
Good one.:)
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 02:32 AM
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12. Asswrench
:D



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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 08:58 AM
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13. and his cousin --
asspipe :D :hi:
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Marrah_G Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 09:00 AM
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14. You Forgot Asshat!
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 09:11 AM
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15. asshats
fuck the lot of them, I say ;)
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SidneyCarton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 12:12 PM
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16. Skittles hasn't voted on this thread yet?
Well, we all know how she'd vote :hide:
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 12:36 PM
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19. She may have voted..she just has not left her infamous comment
and she might kick my ass :yoiks:
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 12:27 PM
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17. You left out "whup-ass."
For us Southerners.

Bake
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 12:35 PM
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18. dude...
I will break out a can of whup-ass on you :D
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MajorChode Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 12:40 PM
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20. So what do you think of the ass as a whole (hole?)?
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 12:53 PM
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23. Taint much I don't think about
;)
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MajorChode Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 12:53 PM
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25. I think it's a dirty crack and should be wiped out entirely
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 01:06 PM
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30. Do you think you are the man for the job?
:D
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MajorChode Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 01:11 PM
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31. I have always believed....
It's not enough to just wash the whole ass, you have to wash the ass whole.
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 12:41 PM
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21. Ass ponys
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 12:56 PM
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27. quarter horse
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 01:02 PM
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28. A-Rod
?
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Lady Effingbroke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 01:15 PM
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32. half.
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 02:40 PM
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34. I'd vote for "pompous ass". There are plenty of those in my profession. nt
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