You'll know I've snapped when you read a local news story...

[NightWatcher]

where a man attacked a team of lawncare workers and proceeded to shove a leaf blower up each one of their asses.

Leaf blowers are the most annoying and useless inventions EVAH.

[Heidi]

1. How many asses do they each have,

just so I'll know it's you?

[Gormy Cuss]

2. Those gas-powered backpack style ones are louder than Formula 1 cars.

I'll send you bail money.

[HopeHoops]

3. Leaf blowers are for wimps and 80 year old men in plaid shorts, black socks, sandals, and no shirt.

[Sequoia]

4. I was glad when they were banned in Los Angeles county.

But not where I live now. Ha, I was in one of the California Regional Parks where one of the park workers was using a leaf blower to blow leaves from a dirt path. Of course, 2 hours later more leaves had fallen on that path. What a waste of time.