Barack Obama is tired of your motherfuckin' shit.

[MrCoffee]

If you’ve ever read President Obama’s Dreams From My Father, good for you. I couldn’t get past the foreword.

I wish I had. Because today I discovered that there’s a fairly juicy little subplot in the book, involving one of Obama’s high school friends.

Ray, a fellow classmate of Obama’s, was also bi-racial, and also trying to define himself. But what set him apart was his colorful manner of self-expression. Ray cursed like a motherfucker.

This would all be snickerworthy enough, but it turns out that Obama actually read the audiobook version of Dreams From My Father.

And that means he read Ray’s quotes.

And that means you’re about to hear the President of United States using language that would finish Cheney off once and for all.
http://www.aprilwinchell.com/wp-content/cache/supercache/www.aprilwinchell.com/2009/02/05/barack-obama-is-tired-of-your-motherfucking-shit/index.html

The link has mp3's that are a must-listen. "You ain't my bitch, nigga. Buy your own damn fries!"

[NightWatcher]

1. holy shit. holy shit, I've found my new ringtones

there are white folks then there are ignorant motherfuckers like you

[sarge43]

13. It'd be a great SOTU, short and to the point. n/t

[crispini]

2. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I just laughed so hard I knocked the cat off my lap.

[MrCoffee]

3. Should I have posted this in GDP?

:shrug:

[crispini]

4. I think so.

It would be very -- um -- interestingly received over there. :D

[MrCoffee]

9. Mission accomplished.

[NightWatcher]

5. sure and cross post it in GD too

I now have some very excellent ringtones for my friends and family.

brother calls:" there are white folks......"

[MrCoffee]

6. You and crispini have convinced me.

I got this.

[Aristus]

7. Interesting. Usually you have to listen to Watergate-era Oval Office tapes to hear

such language coming from the President... :+

[sarge43]

16. Somewhere Harry Truman is thinking, "Amateur." n/t

[redqueen]

8. Hahahahahaha

:D

[Fire Walk With Me]

10. When do those of us who have changed our IDs get our siglines back?

http://www.aprilwinchell.com/media/audio/OBAMA_FRIES.mp3

:shrug:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

11. heehee

w00t

[ZombieNixon]

12. I'm thinking of making a dance remix using that.

:D

[redqueen]

14. Please do!

There are a few out already and they aren't pleasing to me. :P

[Book Lover]

15. Pleeeeeeeze someone sample this shit!

I just had a half dozen editors in my office howling and tearing up. Best. MP3s. Evah!

[Shakespeare]

17. This is the best thing I've ever heard. Ever.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

The awesomeness of this cannot be understated in any motherfucking way.

[Pierre.Suave]

18. HOLY SHIT

that is awesome, I have saved them and will decide the appropriate use for them at a later date...

[skypilot]

19. kick

*

[catzies]

20. Awesome, awesome, and more awesome. Right click, save as

The ignorant mothafuckas one made my day.

[Midlodemocrat]

21. Sorryass Motherfucka ain't got nothin' on me.

Greatest thing ever.

:rofl:

[tigereye]

22. it's a great book - it made me feel even better about him than I already did

It was pretty well written, too, and no ghost writer....