Irony. Oh, sweet, sweet irony.

[Midlodemocrat]

In my paper today, there was a meeting last night to tell the School Board why certain people shouldn't lose their jobs because of the massive budget cuts.

One woman interviewed indicated that as a school secretary she was essentially 'cream of the crop' in helpfulness.

Ironic part is that she was without a doubt, the worst employee OUR elementary school ever had. Here's an example. I purchased an incubator for the first grade team to use several years back, approximately $75. I drove up to deliver it, parked in the visitor's spot and brought it in. In the pouring rain, mind you.

Said secretary blocked me in because 'I work here and I should have the spot closest to the front, not you'. :wtf:

Needless to say, the repair of the asshole I tore her was quite expensive.

[MrCoffee]

1. You made her walk through the pouring rain???

You know, I'm not at all surprised.

[Midlodemocrat]

2. Yes!!!

The first reply.

:thumbsup:

:patriot:

[MrCoffee]

4. I'm the Neil Armstrong of this thread.

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. In the pouring rain?

Very strange.

[Midlodemocrat]

5. I didn't get the news about the weather that day.

I heard the news today, though.

[Fire Walk With Me]

8. Sorry to hear that you've got people troubles.

People are the kwaziest peoples. You, on the other hand, are A-Okay.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

6. Was that the person who kicked you out for bringing the kids Taco Bell?

Or was that some other school nazi official?

[Midlodemocrat]

16. That was the Bald Douchebag at the Middle School

Who didn't realize that the paper received a direct feed from the police station about infractions in the area and that yes, douchebag, the parents would discover that there had been a bomb threat.

I swear. You cannot make this up. The levels of incompetence are staggering. I can't imagine how these people manage to stay employed.

[Aristus]

7. In my experience, irony is rarely sweet.

It's usually bitter, with little character and a flat finish...

[arcadian]

9. What are 1st graders incubating?

Please tell me it's not babies.

[Midlodemocrat]

14. Chicks. It was pretty cute. They loved watching them hatch.

[madinmaryland]

10. All these threads seem to have something in common. Maybe you need to

look in the mirror!!

:hide:

[JVS]

13. That's right.

Midlo obviously has become the target for assholes of all sorts. Let this be a lesson to her that she needs to work more on "refusing to be a victim" and projecting dominance to those around her.

[Midlodemocrat]

15. Working on it.

:rofl:

I find the more I avoid people in general, the easier it is to do so.

[JVS]

17. Good. Don't let them exploit your kind nature.

[Midlodemocrat]

18. That would never do, JVS.

I must maintain the facade of outright bitch. OTherwise, I am doomed.

[JVS]

11. Write a LTTE in which you denounce the secretary and chastise the newspaper for not researching...

her claim. See if you can get her fired.

[Midlodemocrat]

12. Ha. I already contacted them about the Superintendent's

raise. Apparently he thinks it is 'yesterday's news'.

We, the parents, faced with incredible cuts in the system, don't feel that way.

[Bake]

19. I've charted a sharp rise in your anger level, Midlo.

Try to chill out. Anger is bad for you.

Bake

[Midlodemocrat]

21. Oh, yeah? FUCK YOU, BAKE!!!!!

Oh, sorry.


:rofl:

[Bake]

22. Wait, I thought you were TZ for a minute there.

:hi:

Bake

[Parche]

20. She was pissed at you`

for not buying her a Peddegg instead..........:woohoo: :hi: :hug: