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Bicoastal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 02:11 PM
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Salma Hayek's breasts WILL save the world!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kM7kKJ1NbQA">www.youtube.com/watch?v=kM7kKJ1NbQA

Admit it, this was not wholly unexpected. Those things are gifts from God!






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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 02:12 PM
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1. I was waiting for a "Scanners" moment
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 10:20 PM
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47. Did you expect her to turn into a scowling Michael Ironside?
:shrug:
:wtf:
:shrug:


Of course, is he ever not scowling?
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Symarip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 02:13 PM
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2. I just prayed to Jesus
And I'm an atheist.
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kwassa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 02:20 PM
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3. Hmmmmm ....... lucky boy!
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 02:24 PM
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4. I'm sorry, what did you say? nt
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Shakespeare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 02:25 PM
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5. All the jokes in the world won't diminish what a heartwarming video that really is.
:thumbsup: to Salma.
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MajorChode Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 02:37 PM
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7. Diminish? .... no...... Enhance? .......YES!
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 02:26 PM
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6. I think they could save something!!
:)
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 03:27 PM
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8. I'd be more afraid of MISPLACING the world in those!
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Hell Hath No Fury Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 03:31 PM
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9. Umm, only partial.
Ther are also partially a gift from her plastic surgeon. Her pre-boob job breats were perfectly nice, just a little (lot) more restrained.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 03:32 PM
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10. She's had a kid recently
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Hell Hath No Fury Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 03:37 PM
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11. Uh, yes, but she had her implant surgery years ago.
You can see before and after pictures of her -- particularly from her days in Mexican soaps -- all over the internet. She also had a very nice nose job.
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 03:39 PM
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14. You don't know that.
She is also bigger than she used to be. And if she is like me, the boobs get bigger first with weight gain.
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Hell Hath No Fury Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 03:51 PM
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21. Yes, actually, everyone does know that.
Edited on Wed Feb-11-09 04:13 PM by Hell Hath No Fury
Her breasts went from a nice large b/small c to the d's long before she became pregnant. All you have to do is look at her films from "Dogma" to "Frieda" to see she has had implants. I'm not saying they don't look great, probably some of the best I've seen, but implants none the less.





Here she is with Ed Norton, just after getting the implants:



Another pre-implant shot:

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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 03:52 PM
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22. She also looks a lot smaller in the first pic. And in the second pic,
she was breastfeeding. And only Salma knows, not everybody. The difference in my boobs now and what they were, is huge. You would say I had a boob job too by your logic.
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MicaelS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 08:10 AM
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34. You realize of course, your claims are worthless....
Without pics!!!! :hide:
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 06:25 PM
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27. Edward Norton doesn't seem to mind
if they're real or fake, judging by the look on his face.
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MajorChode Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 12:21 AM
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29. Her face is bigger too, do you think she had cheek implants?
Sometimes when women gain and loose weight they will retain larger breasts because their bodies do not necessarily pull fat from those areas first when they lose weight.
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 12:28 AM
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30. .
:thumbsup:
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 08:03 AM
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33. Comparing the white lace dress pic, the pic with Ed, and the bikini pic...
yeah... I wouldn't be surprised if they were fake.

If so, she's lucky she can still breastfeed.
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Flaxbee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 08:13 PM
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43. it seems boob jobs always look more 'natural' on women who have
a substantial bustline already. B's/C's going for larger, (unless you go for the pneumatic size a la Pamela Anderson - those never look natural) look more 'real' than A's bolting canteloupes onto their chests...
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 03:41 PM
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18. I went the other way
and had uglify surgery performed.

It is quite obvious if you look into my photo archives. I was once cute.

:P
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 03:37 PM
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12. I am not so sure they are fake.They look natural to me.
Just because someone has big boobs doesn't mean they are fake. They are also bigger now because she is still breastfeeding or was in that pic.
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 12:05 PM
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40. they look real, but are still bigger than I could cope with if they were mine -


:wow:
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 10:32 PM
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49. I'm sure you could count on a lot of support from your friends
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Shakespeare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 03:38 PM
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13. Those are real.
She's breastfeeding right now, so they're BoobsPlus™ at the moment.
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 03:39 PM
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15. Yep!
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LisaL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 09:30 AM
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38. They are real. And they are spectacular.
:rofl:
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NoGOPZone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 03:44 PM
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19. I remember Salma from when she was on Teresa
Edited on Wed Feb-11-09 03:46 PM by NoGOPZone
Her pre-Hollywood physique was definitely different. I also suspect she's had surgery.
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gatorboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 03:40 PM
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16. Nom Nom Nom!
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Road Scholar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 03:40 PM
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17. I think you're right.
:patriot:
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 03:49 PM
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20. Wet-nursing has been done since the dawn of written history. I'm just kinda surprised
that this sort of thing surprises other people. :P
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 05:54 PM
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23. I want Salma those.
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Urban Prairie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 06:08 PM
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24. Hayek Yeah!!
Butt Vida Guerra's derriere will save the planet!!

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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 06:14 PM
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25. That's a close one
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 12:04 PM
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39. Those are some bodacious ta-tas!
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 10:28 PM
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48. What movie is that from?
:loveya: She is hot.
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 06:19 PM
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26. I always knew they had great powers.
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 06:58 PM
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28. W00t! Buffet Time!!!
Edited on Wed Feb-11-09 06:58 PM by Jamastiene
I hope it's All You Can Eat! :woohoo:
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Lucian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 01:55 AM
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31. Amen!
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 02:26 AM
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32. Those are some bodatious Ta Tas....
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Iggo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 08:31 AM
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35. They already HAVE saved the world! (n/t)
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 08:57 AM
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36. Certainly hope they get to work soon.....nt
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mwooldri Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 09:21 AM
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37. Someone captioned a very similar pic... "Owner of two Golden Globes".
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 01:39 PM
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41. That is a beautiful video...
She is a generous, loving woman, who also has great beauty...inside and out!

I nursed both of my daughters, and it is an experience that never leaves you...

I salute her!

:patriot:
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 02:04 PM
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42. Either that, or they will DESTROY the world.
Imagine the energy that would be unleashed if those babies got loose! It boggles the mind!

Bake
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Mojambo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 08:21 PM
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44. But what a way to go... n/t
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 10:09 PM
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45. "This video has been removed due to terms of use violation"
pokerfan sad.
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-09 10:18 PM
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46. The Lounge has really gone downhill....
...way back when, a nice rack would have had a 100 posts on the first day. Nothing but a bunch of puritans around here now....:P
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-13-09 11:06 AM
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50. Pitiful, isn't it?
Sigh.

:hi:

Bake
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-13-09 11:10 AM
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51. I'm no puritan, but I just can't bring myself to care about Salma Hayek's boobery.
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