I love the ascending colon.

[undeterred]

It takes me higher. :hide: (copycat)

[Bucky]

1. I think you're about as high as you can get

[graywarrior]

2. lol

[av8rdave]

3. Mine is perfect! Just ask my Dr.

To quote Dave Barry, "I've never been so proud of an internal organ in my life!"

[undeterred]

4. I was told mine was boring.

:shrug:

[NYC_SKP]

5. I feel ya. A surgical report of mine read "testicles are unremarkable"...

Being told that was a GOOD thing in the report didn't undo the damage.

Those wounds never heal.

[undeterred]

6. My CT scan result said "the brain is within normal limits"

I wonder just how broad those limits are...

[XemaSab]

7. I was told my EEG was "normal"

:cry:

[NYC_SKP]

8. That hurts. Of all the adjectives they could have used.

I swear, I'd have said "Your EEG is exotic, provocative". :P

[XemaSab]

9. Your delta waves indicate an uncommonly deep inner nature.

:)