Pitchers and catchers report tomorrow, people!!

[flvegan]

First pitch is in 53 days. It's 54 days though, until the Red Sox start that long march to World Series victory.

[BeachBaby]

1. Dude.

You just about made me choke on my vodka and lemonade.

Save the jokes for the daytime, will ya? :rofl:

[flvegan]

2. Jokes?

No, seriously. It's 53 days until the first two games on the 5th. On the 6th everyone else opens.

[BeachBaby]

5. Oh - I'm not arguing with that.

It was that joke about the BoSox getting to the WS.

You almost owed me a new laptop.

[flvegan]

9. But that wasn't a joke.

You find humor in odd things.

[TZ]

3. 54 days until the Rays and the Yanks

start kicking some Sox ass...:evilgrin:

[flvegan]

4. The White Sox will put on a fine show.

[TZ]

7. I'm sorry I forgot to account for

your color blindness..I meant RED Sox...:rofl:

[ReliantJ]

6. Wrong forum

nvm

[LeftyMom]

8. In 54 days I'm putting you on ignore until September.

:eyes:

[madinmaryland]

10. WTF, Dude! The Red Sox moved to Florida?? The Jacksonville Red Sox.

:shrug:

[flvegan]

11. Bite your tongue, son.

[madinmaryland]

12. It sounds like you have "home team envy" , according to the REAL SPORTS FAN

over in the sports forum.

:shrug:

[flvegan]

14. Wrong, sporto.

Born in Plymouth, MA. Yaz was my childhood hero.

[madinmaryland]

21. Can you then esplain something to me...

Why isn't your screen name mavegan or plyvegan? According to the rules I have learned in the sports forum, you are a faux sports fan.

:shrug:

just askin.

On edit: I'm not from MA, but Yaz is was a sports hero outside of the northeast.

[flvegan]

22. Isn't the criteria

for proper fan to be rooting for the team where you live now or where you're from?

I like plyvegan, though. PilgrimVegan...even bettah.

[madinmaryland]

23. Well, there is that rule, but then there is also the 2000-mile rule, so I am

confused by that. Considering where I'm from and where I've been and where those teams have migrated to and from, I think the 2000-mile rule applies for me.

:shrug:

I like plyvegan better. Sorry you can't change sn's.

[flvegan]

26. I'm within the 2000 mile rule as well.

How do you fell about MayflowerVegan? It's feminine but historic. Makes me sound like a hippie, actually.

[Broken_Hero]

13. Yep, the Mariners

are going to come back with a damn vengenance.....Ichiro will pitch, and also be his own Catcher, he will play first base, second base, third, short, and he will patrol the outfield....

Man...how bad will my M's suck this year? A lot, I suspect.

[flvegan]

15. A modern day Bugs Bunny!

[Broken_Hero]

19. Thats what I was

thinking in my head, that bugs bunny short, where he played all positions, :) Actually, on ESPN today, they were talking about Ichiro pitching...for real, in a big league game...like a gimmick to get people to Safeco Field.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

16. yeah ok..Yankees Jr

buy another one...

[Robeson]

17. Exactly the type of post I would expect from some PETA lover...

...;-)

[flvegan]

18. I'm infiltrating.

Won't be happy until all cleats, gloves and baseballs are faux leather!

Mostly because I want to be the basis of some stupid post in GD.

[RetroLounge]

20. Go Cubs!

(posted with a straight face)

RL

[reyd reid reed]

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[reyd reid reed]

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[reyd reid reed]

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