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Just look at what type of man he is and what he has done for us so far:
GW was an AWOL soldier and cocaine head so he understands the military and the wrongs of drugs, who better to lead our war on drugs and terrorism than someone who is completely experienced in both.
GW is well rested he has taken more vacations than any other President during a time when we need him most that way he is well rested when anything goes wrong. Heck look he took time out of his busy vacation schedule to go visit the brave men and women who were working at Ground Zero, yet still found time right afterward to go relax at Camp David to reflect on what he witnessed.
GW has created a tax break for all of us just in time for us to rise spending on the military and cause and even deeper deficit in the government spending. This gives us a stronger military and all of us at least a $100 in our pockets. Hey those 100 bucks makes my life so much better as our economy crumbles.
GW is against Gays, and gay rights, after all if gays were allowed to marry, the marriage of hetero folks would be worth nothing because we know that gays are evil.
GW has created ways for the government to monitor our spending tap our phones without our knowledge and arrest Americans without that pesky due process. But hey we are safer; see how no other attacks have occurred.
GW is not encumbered with pesky things like proper pronunciation or even reading his own newspaper, after all he has aids to help him with all of that anyway. Plus who wants someone like John Kerry, he is so into that reading writing and arithmetic he is too busy to see a good way to stop the axis of evil.
Look at all he has done to assure Corporate Moguls get their just desserts, and do not have to pay taxes on dividends and assure their place in the market, because we all know how willing those moguls are to share what they save.
GW has insured that the citizens of America aren’t too overworked by allowing the unemployment rate to rise and trying to cut welfare benefits, this assure that people are happy getting paid what they are now, since if they lose their job they will be out of work for a long time, which helps the Corporate Moguls.
He sent troops to Iraq and Afghanistan and assured that these backwards countries will never able to pull off another terror attack, Plus he assured that the terrorists will be replaced by new terrorists by killing the fathers of some already heading to zealot action children.
GW enacted the Patriot act and assured that the government could more closely monitor everything you as an American citizen does this assures that you won’t hurt yourself or others, after all you are you own worst enemy and what were you thinking wanting the rights set forth in the constitution? Who needs freedom of speech? Freedom of speech is only good for you to speak about what is accepted by the Religious Right, not what you are actually thinking, and for that matter Freedom of Religion is only good if you are a Christian. Further more you don’t need due process or probable cause, if the government thinks you are wrong, you must be because the government is never wrong.
So Vote to re-elect George W Bush – After all your freedom is a small price to pay for a false sense of security.
Oh and Don’t mess with Texas!
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