Weekly World News: "Fathers Against Mothers Against Drunk Driving"

[Amerigo Vespucci]

FATHERS AGAINST MOTHERS AGAINST DRUNK DRIVING
Posted on Tuesday, February 10th, 2009
By Foxington Delaware

http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/6200/fathers-against-mothers-against-drunk-driving/



WASHINGTON, DC – Fathers all over the nation are uniting under the slogan “I drive better when I’ve had a few.”

Spokesmen for the newly formed association have announced that FAMADD will focus its energies on “actively and proactively fostering father-first policies and attitudes concerning how many beers we can have before we ride home.”

The group—which has not released its membership data, but is rumored to be numbered in the tens of thousands—advocates that mothers “mind their own damn business and let a man shake it off.”

FAMADD’s inception has ignited a storm of controversy in the anti-drug lobbying world, not least in the halls of MADD, which perceives itself as being directly targeted.

[MrSlayer]

1. I prefer DAMM.

Drunks Against Mad Mothers.

[HopeHoops]

4. You beat me to that one

[Tom Kitten]

2. that picture made me laugh out loud

but it, plus the WWN tag alerted me it was a parody..For a minute I thought it was a real conservative/libertarian group! Satire is really hard to do nowadays...

[Amerigo Vespucci]

3. Same here...I had to post it because of the picture.

I've known people like the guy in that photo. It was like looking in a family album.

:rofl: