If you had an army of flying monkeys, like in The Wizard of Oz, would you use them for GOOD or EVIL?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Poll question: If you had an army of flying monkeys, like in The Wizard of Oz, would you use them for GOOD or EVIL?

[IzaSparrow]

1. I would use them as couriers...

to get me bagels, pumpkin donuts, clark bars, and beer

[SallyMander]

2. You already have students for that, duh!

:eyes:

[MrSlayer]

3. Good and evil are subjective.

I would use them to benefit me, which I would consider using them for good.

[petronius]

17. Exactly right. Who could be bothered with namby-pamby considerations

of good vs. evil, when there's an army of flying monkeys to play with? The question just makes no sense...

[kentauros]

4. I'd give them all typewriters

and have them randomly type up all the works of Shakespeare :P

[Amerigo Vespucci]

24. The FAMOUS review of the first (and only) novel by actor Tony Curtis...

"Kid Andrew Cody and Julie Sparrow," published in 1977...



...wish I could remember the source, but it was basically "This book stands as living proof that if you give a monkey enough bananas, it will type something."

:rofl:

:toast:

[Tom Kitten]

5. I know exactly where I'd send them, too...

My motives would be good, with a little evil thrown in... }(

[RandomThoughts]

6. If you call your army Flying Monkeys

you have already answered the question.

[lizziegrace]

7. None of the above

they scared the hell out of me...

[SallyMander]

8. I am so with you

I would RUN!!! :scared:

[lizziegrace]

9. And to make matters worse

that movie was on at the hospital the whole time I was in labor with Lelapin. I can't even listen to the songs from that movie any more. She loves it. I have to leave the room. x(

[SallyMander]

11. Oh, man!

Scary monkeys AND labor pains??? That's no good at all! ;(

[Hello_Kitty]

10. I'd gather all of them up and command them to fly up Dick Cheney's butt.

Sans lube. :evilgrin:

[lizziegrace]

15. That's where they came from in the first place

isn't it?

:evilgrin:

[raccoon]

21. I was going to say something similar. But I think they would refuse. nt

[Lucian]

12. Evil.

[krispos42]

13. I'd use them on Karl Rove

I'd send him a note:


Dear Karl,

You have two weeks to come clean about everything illegal, immoral, and unethical you've ever done in your political career. No sandbagging, no half-truths, no omissions, no lying. Just as much truth as you can spew.

I would strongly suggest you start a website and begin posting emails, records, and memos. And you'd better be spending a lot of time on liberal talk radio and Keither and Rachel's shows.

If you don't, you'll be miserable.

Sincerely, Krispos42



Of course, he wouldn't. And then I would release the flying monkeys at him, pop some popcorn, and wait for the "Special Report" charon to pop up on the TV, followed by a breathless anchor and some exciting video footage.

:evilgrin:

Hmmm... flying monkey poo. Death from above!!!!

[ashling]

14. What is your definition of evil? Are Bush and Cheney fair game?

Not that that's a deal breaker.

:rofl:

[Lil Missy]

16. i voted for good. Which means some people would be in deep shit.

[rcrush]

18. An army of monkey pot dealers.

I'll be rich!

[DarkTirade]

19. Why choose just one?

:shrug:

[MicaelS]

20. Good... being defined as...

Keeping them specifically to go out and attack PETA demonstrators who dress up in KKK robes.

[old mark]

22. Just a little evil for spice, but

I'd probably have to lay them off by now.

mark

[Midlodemocrat]

23. Pure evil. That's how I roll.

[JVS]

26. Me too. I'd like to send them out to beat the living snot out of orphans!

[Midlodemocrat]

27. And old ladies.

Think of the ensuing hilarity, JVS!!!!!

:rofl:

[JVS]

25. I don't think that an army of flying monkeys is capable of good. You'd have to use them for evil.

[3.14158675309]

28. They could fetch me beers, like in that Bud Light commercial (which would be good)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPHlb6ukdek