My dermatologist just told me I have 'shrek hands'

[Midlodemocrat]

and for the good of mankind, I should have them cut off.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

1. At least they're not 'man hands'

[AlCzervik]

2. like Rachael Ray, she doesn't have wrists either.

just forearm and then hand on her T Rex arms.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

4. I never paid attention to that before

The only thing I ever pay much attention to is Giada's breasts...

mmmm...

[Arugula Latte]

15. Giada ... Hmmm. She should really think about showing a little cleavage every now and again, ya know

Jeez, she's always in those turtlenecks and such.

;)

[redqueen]

6. *roffle*

I call them 'alligator arms'... never noticed she had them.

[AlCzervik]

7. hehe.

i never noticed her lack of wrists until a few months ago when we got a new tv and those wide leather bracelets you likes to wear make her wrists look even bigger.

Alligator arms :-)

[Midlodemocrat]

8. Excuse me??? Can we focus here? This is not a Rachael Ray thread.

:eyes:

[Javaman]

10. I forgot, it's all about you! LOL :) nt

[Midlodemocrat]

11. Me and my green, cartoonish hands you mean.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

26. I thought this was a thread about Giada's breasts

[Shakespeare]

12. And don't forget her weird armpit boobs.

That poor woman has the oddest build.

T Rex arms. :rofl:

[AlCzervik]

13. and her clothes, she should garbage bowl them.

:o

[flvegan]

3. Green and cartoon-like?

[Midlodemocrat]

5. Pretty much. Kind of shocking, actually. I'd never noticed.

[NewJeffCT]

9. another Dead to Midlo candidate?

it seems. Does she or he post on DU?

[marzipanni]

14. Did he/she offer any treatment options?

In the, say, $1000.00-$3000.00 range...

[Fire Walk With Me]

16. What part of you felt that this would be something safe to post in the Lounge?

[Midlodemocrat]

23. The part where it's a copycat of 1gobluedem's thread.

:rofl:

[Fire Walk With Me]

25. Ah. You know you're not spending enough time in the Lounge when...

[Parche]

17. get a Handegg

instead of a Pedegg next time....:woohoo: :hi: :hug:

[mcctatas]

18. All the better to hold those big boxes of wine with n/t

[Midlodemocrat]

19. Wow. 18 replies. That took longer than I thought.

:rofl:

[mcctatas]

21. I know!

imagine my glee when I realized no one had yet payed homage to the God of all things blatantly freaking obvious by posting about boxed wine! :P

[DS1]

20. All the better to Donkey Punch you with

[Midlodemocrat]

22. Where's the love?

[Jamastiene]

24. You shouldn't have let me find out.

My curiosity (and my love for women's hands) is so much stronger than my sense of decency (which is nil). :evilgrin: