Looks like Mr. Midlo and I are headed to splitsville.

[Midlodemocrat]

He refuses to dye his hair and bleach his skin to resemble this man.





Unreasonable? Please. I am the epitome of reasonable. He's just mean.

[no name no slogan]

1. He's being a little bitch

kick his ass to the curb.

[Midlodemocrat]

2. I think so, too.

I need to get his credit cards first, though.

[AlCzervik]

4. make sure he's on a plane for business, that pays big time.

[Midlodemocrat]

6. A few years ago, his company had a policy that

if he happened get killed en route or at work, they'd pay double.

I always told him if he passed in his sleep, I was dressing him, propping him up in his car, and setting him loose on 1-95. I wonder why he didn't think that was funny?

[AlCzervik]

8. omg.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

my husband always tells me he can die when he's 63, "Make sure you're on a plane traveling for work!" he doesn't find that funny either.

[DS1]

3. sniffa knows this guy in Boston

[sniffa]

24. Used to be in Boston

Jimmy could be anywhere in the world now. Or under the Neponset Bridge.

[flvegan]

5. I'd probably refuse to alter my appearance to look like a wanker, too.

[Midlodemocrat]

7. That large sucking sound you heard was the inhalation of

the biggest gasp I ever took. I think I altered time.

Wanker? He's married to Jennie Garth, hater. :eyes:

[MrCoffee]

11. I'd be a wanker for Jennie Garth

wait...

[flvegan]

13. Lucky you. You're a wanker anyway.

:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

14. !!!

[Dr. Strange]

15. That sounds like a new Facebook group.

Allow Access?

Allowing I'd be a wanker for Jennie Garth access will let it pull your profile information, photos, your friends' info, and other content that it requires to work.

Allow or Cancel?

[DS1]

16. someone says wanker and Midlo's mouth turns into a time-bending vacuum

[Midlodemocrat]

17. Hater. Where's the love?

[DS1]

18. Ignatius Loyola Suscipe

[CreekDog]

19. He is Jenny Garth

:eyes:

[Midlodemocrat]

20. Oh, love, over here.

Creek Dog = DTM.

[CreekDog]

28. .

[Gormy Cuss]

32. Jennie Garth has Shrek hands?

Who knew?

[madinmaryland]

9. Sam Champion??

:shrug:

[Midlodemocrat]

10. Carlisle Cullen, vampire extraordinaire.

Do you live under a rock?

:rofl:

[TZ]

12. He only pays attention to famous people named

Tony Romo or Barry Bonds!

[graywarrior]

21. Mr Gray refuses to shave you-know-where

D-I-V-O-R-C-E is on the horizon.


Actually, he knows nothing about this request because I never asked him.

[Midlodemocrat]

22. I just told Mr.M that he was being mocked on DU.

For some reason, he doesn't seem to care. :shrug:

[graywarrior]

25. Mr Gray also does not care

Shallow shallow men

[taterguy]

29. Y- I - P - P - I - E

I'd take a bath in Nair if that's what it took to win your heart

[graywarrior]

37. Do that and post pictures

[taterguy]

39. Yeah, right

Don't you remember what happened the last time I posted pics of myself taking a bath in Nair

[CreekDog]

23. I think you're headed to Banana Splitsville

:boring:

[LynneSin]

26. You should have him grow his hair out long like this - then he'd really be hot!

[Love Bug]

27. Kick him to the curb! Right now!

Your request sounds reasonable to me! Men. Feh.

[NYC_SKP]

30. Let him go. Set him free, I say! Or as the old saying goes.

If you love something, kick it out.

If it's meant to be yours, it will return to you.

:P

[sarge43]

31. You want his ass kicked? n/t

[racaulk]

33. You want your husband to look like Carson Kressley?

If that's the case, then guuurrl, his hair color is the least of your problems.

:P

[Sanity Claws]

34. Maybe if you got rid of your shrek hands,

he'd do it for you. Then you could renew your marriage vows with your new and improved versions.
Please be sure to invite me.

[ThomCat]

35. No matter how much people complain about that movie

everyone has to admit that all the guys in it are Absolutely Friggin Hawt! OMG! :blush:

[Midlodemocrat]

41. No kdding. Hawt isn't the word. Rowrrrrrr.

[PVnRT]

36. Who is that douchebag?

Really, all he needs is a popped collar or two to resemble a full-on frat boy douchemook.

[Midlodemocrat]

42. You = DTM.

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

38. LiV read the thread title and was like, "OMG Midlo's getting a divorce"

And, I was like, "it's gotta be some sort of joke thread."

Once again, I was right.

[Midlodemocrat]

40. You know me so well.

Plus, you of all people should know I would call you first if it were true.

I can't divorce him; he's too well trained. :rofl:

[DarkTirade]

43. ... so you're divorcing him because he DOESN'T want to become a douchebag?

I am so confused right now...

[Midlodemocrat]

45. You are edging dangerously close to the DTM list. Watch it.

[DarkTirade]

48. ... I am so confused right now.

[raccoon]

44. Will he wear blond wig, if you buy him one? nt

[SOteric]

46. I don't know why he's so resistant.

Given your years of complete resemblence to Angelina Jolie he sooo totally OWES you!

[Midlodemocrat]

47. Thank you, SO. Finally, somebody gets it.

:rofl:

:loveya:

[Bake]

49. Is that one of the Jonas Brothers?

:rofl:

Bake

[Midlodemocrat]

50. That, you doofus, is Carlisle Cullen.

The daddy vampire in Twilight.

Dear God, do you live in a cave?



:rofl: