If Mr. Writer gets me a Vermont Teddy Bear for Valentine's Day, I'm going to kick his ass.

[Writer]

If anything, because I don't want to associate myself with the dingy women in that farkin' ad!

[PaddyBlueEyes]

1. WHAT!!

you wont fawn and get all twitterpatted over the loooooovveeee bandit?

[Writer]

5. While wearing my porn star get-up? I'll give that a NARP. n/t

[PaddyBlueEyes]

6. porn star get up?

hmmmmm..j/k

[mcctatas]

2. OMG, I know right?

and just think how many men fall for that and end up getting dumped on Sunday!

[PaddyBlueEyes]

7. Oh shit..

:scared:

[graywarrior]

3. What, you're against Mr Writer licking his teeth?

[Writer]

9. I'd go after it with a knife, dawg.

"Psycho" time. Waaaaay.

[graywarrior]

11. That ad makes me feel like I should touch myself

[Writer]

13. You mean pet your teddy bear???

:shrug:

[graywarrior]

14. That's a new name for it.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

4. It's not just me?

I've seen that ad a few times, and each time I'm struck by how they got those living actresses to portray brain-dead females.

[no name no slogan]

8. Not to fear. I hear he's getting you a Pajamagram.

nt

[Lost in CT]

10. Do you have a strangely over-sized mouth...

Cause I noticed the "ladies" in that had all seemed to have their "Joker" on.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

12. Funny...I just told Mr GoG that I'm officially sick of that commercial.

The bears are so freaking expensive, too!