CONFESS!!!!! If you were Skinner for a day what one thing would you do with his powers

[LynneSin]

:woohoo:

I'd find out who all the names are on Midlo's DTM list and promote them all to moderator

[madinmaryland]

1. You're posting a lot today. Slow day at the toll-booth??

:evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

2. I may have slow days but everyday you're an a-hole

:hide:

[madinmaryland]

3. At least we're consistent!!

:rofl:

[no name no slogan]

4. Granite cookies for EVERYONE

I could use the peace and queit

[Bake]

5. End hunger, bring about world peace ... the usual stuff.

:hi:

Bake

[Midlodemocrat]

6. Well, interestingly enough, there will be an updated DTM list posted in a few moments.

[jobycom]

7. Change all sports avatars to pro-Cowboys avatar and break out a few pizzas

for those who insist on saying nice things about certain other teams who encourage mistreatment of Santa Claus.

Then I'd go after the Rush supporters.

[TZ]

14. Ban all Rush haters.

And make the sports forum a Cowboy free zone..of course cowboys fans could post in the other forums as long as they don't mention their annoying team.

[jobycom]

18. That would just be silly!

There's been enough dumbing down of DU over the last year as it is. No reason to promote it! :rofl:

[TrogL]

8. Ban all the mods on principle alone

[DarkTirade]

9. Evil.

I don't have anything specific in mind, but that's the general gist.

[Midlodemocrat]

11. Excellent. I totally approve.

:thumbsup:

[DarkTirade]

12. In fact... I'm feeling so evil that I won't even do it myself. I'll just get minions and get them to

do it for me. :P

[Midlodemocrat]

17. I LOVE having minions. It totally rocks.

[DarkTirade]

26. Yay! We've both been recognized as Evil DUers.

I feel so special right now.

[Aristus]

10. Find NewWaveChick1981, and bring her back here in handcuffs!

and jackboots, and a leather teddy, and a bullwhip, and a....oh...I'm sorry, what was the question?

B-)

[kentauros]

13. Allow only Lounge threads

to be rec'ed to the Greatest Page :D

[Tommy_Carcetti]

15. Summon the ghosts of the DU dead.

Such as Asher Heimermann.

[LynneSin]

16. Can you bring Walt Starr and zozosmom back pul-lease

:D

[MrPerson]

19. Ban everyone who has given me shit.

[Jamastiene]

20. I would make a post revealing that I preferred fried chicken rolled in corn flakes,

cooked while listening to Laura Branigan. Then, I'd lean back while everyone kissed my ass and assured me they never meant to diss Laura Branigan or fried chicken rolled in corn flakes and that they had always loved both.

:evilgrin:

:rofl:

[blondeatlast]

21. Make it Sunday morning in "Ask the Administrators" 3 days a week.

What's more fun than a bunch of hungover DUers pissed at TV talking heads?!

Good times, good, good times...

[Lyric]

22. I'd resurrect Santa Claus

and Jesus Christ and let them fight it out South Park style in R/T.

:evilgrin:

[blondeatlast]

27. Now that would drive donations, yanno?

:rofl:

[Ava]

23. change flvegan's username to "ribeye_mediumrare"

:rofl:

[blondeatlast]

24. Make the 1000th donation payoff a pic of Matcom in capri pants. nt

[SoxFan]

25. Eliminate all smileys except for these

:bluebox: :redbox: :graybox: :daily: :weekly: :tv: :radio: :web:

[sarge43]

28. Allow the Lounge to have one naughty sex thread a month

Just let us get it out of our systems.

:bounce::bounce:

[Turbineguy]

29. Sex threads

SEX! FILTHY SEX!