Friday Midlo Bash Thread - President's Day Special

[DS1]

Midlo smokes so much she had a pilot light installed on her recliner.

Midlo used to bring her portapotty inside during winter, but after her pilot light set off a methane explosion which ripped the side of the kitchen clean from the house, she just puts her Snuggie over it when it snows.

If you put all the empty boxes of wine Midlo drank last week side by side, you'd have a hell of a lot of side by sides boxes.

[Midlodemocrat]

1. You so funny, DS1.

:smooch:

I'm telling your mom.

[DS1]

2. How's Brenda?

Is she on her hands and knees playing footstool serf again?

[Midlodemocrat]

3. SHe is currently downstairs vacuuming.

I lurves her. She is da bomb.

And, for some strange reason, she really, really likes the Midlets. What gives?

[Shell Beau]

5. But does she squeegee your shower?

[Midlodemocrat]

8. She does not. She uses soft scrub.

I love that woman. She's a jewel. I think Mr. likes her more than he does me. Seriously.

[DS1]

10. Stop disarming my thread!

[Midlodemocrat]

11. Okay.

:eyes:

[DS1]

14. You

[Midlodemocrat]

15. You

[AlCzervik]

12. you better check the the confessional with a blue light.

[Midlodemocrat]

13. I am still laughing about your comment regarding Skinner's star

yesterday. :rofl:


Mr. didn't get it, but dammit, that was freakin' hilarious.

[Bake]

4. Why would anyone want to bash Mildo?

Mildo? Dildo? Mildew? I give up.

Bake

[Midlodemocrat]

6. HAHAHA.

:eyes:

[Midlodemocrat]

7. HAHAHA.

:eyes:

[Bake]

9. It was so funny you had to laugh TWICE?

Gee, thanks.

:hi:

Bake