Breaking: Stores have all run out of chocolate.

MrPerson

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Fri Feb-13-09 06:14 PM
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Breaking: Stores have all run out of chocolate.

Plenty of Jewelry and Flowers left.

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Deja Q

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Fri Feb-13-09 06:15 PM
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1. What about condoms? We need condoms! Lots of condoms!

I popped my balloon doggie and need to make a new one...

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DarkTirade

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Fri Feb-13-09 06:18 PM
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2. Mwahahaha! I planned ahead and stockpiled!

... okay, so I totally forgot Valentine's day was coming up until a couple days ago. But I'd bought a bunch of meltable chocolate and candy material to make candy for Christmas, and I barely used any so I've still got plenty left. :P

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Kajsa

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Fri Feb-13-09 06:37 PM
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3. Nooooo!

That's a HORRIBLE fate!

Lots of guys, my SO included, haven't bought anything yet,
they always wait till the last minute.( why do they do that?)

:(

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Shell Beau

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Fri Feb-13-09 07:01 PM
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4. Whew! As long as there is jewelry left.

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KamaAina

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Fri Feb-13-09 07:57 PM
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5. This just in: The chocolate ration has been raised to 20 grams.

Repeat: The chocolate ration has been raised to 20 grams.

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MrPerson

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Fri Feb-13-09 08:07 PM
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6. Psst. I turned my telescreen off.

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KamaAina

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Fri Feb-13-09 08:11 PM
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7. You can turn it off!

:wow:

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MrPerson

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Fri Feb-13-09 11:04 PM
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8. I'm in the Inner Circle.

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KamaAina

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Sat Feb-14-09 01:46 PM
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10. You mean the Inner Party, right?

You have that privilege. :P

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MrPerson

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Sat Feb-14-09 01:51 PM
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11. Yeah. Inner Party. *alerts Thought Police*

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Kat45

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Sat Feb-14-09 12:37 AM
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9. I had trouble getting near the Valentine's cards today.

There were so many people in the aisle that it was hard to look at any cards.

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Turbineguy

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Sat Feb-14-09 03:06 PM
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12. A managed to obtain some

M&M's last night. Buy one, get one free.

But I'm not sure that counts as chocolate.

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