I don't know what's so bad about prostitution.

[Drunken Irishman]

[Tangerine LaBamba]

1. Me, neither,

but I'm a lawyer.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

3. bwahahahahahaha...

gawd...for a second I was like :wtf: and then I was :rofl:

thanks :D

[Tangerine LaBamba]

6. Yeah, you won't catch many lawyers

copping to a line like that, but I just couldn't resist. I'm glad you got it.

[Vanje]

7. Are you

an Old Lefty Lawyer?

[Radical Activist]

2. I've never tried it myself

[Drunken Irishman]

4. They're not your type?

[Radical Activist]

5. hah

not those who have approached me anyway.

[kedrys]

8. George Carlin said it best, IMO

"Selling is legal, fucking is legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal?" :rofl:

[Xipe Totec]

9. It's not selling; It's renting

but the point applies nevertheless.

[kedrys]

10. Conceded

Although I wouldn't second-guess Mr Carlin on the phrasing of a joke. :P

[Xipe Totec]

11. Point taken

George Carlin was a master of Rhetoric, one of the original seven liberal arts and sciences.

The Trivia:

Grammar, Rhetoric, Logic

And the Quadrivia:

Arithmetic, Geometry, Music, and Astronomy.