THREE Wows? I just had a Wowgasm!

[amitten]

Wow!

I feel loved!

Someone here at DU clearly wants my body and simply won't fess up. I'm sorry you're missing out on my sweet, sweet lovin'. Send more Wows.

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:




On Edit: I will do things to you.

[Drunken Irishman]

1. You didn't happen to catch that wowgasm on film, did you?

[amitten]

2. That film is a work in progress.

Please be patient.

[Drunken Irishman]

3. Patient is my middle name.

[amitten]

4. Wow!

My response for the night.

I have started to annoy myself, which I find entertaining.

[Drunken Irishman]

5. Wow!

I find you entertaining...

[amitten]

6. Give me but a few minutes...

And you will find your patience tested mightily.

[Drunken Irishman]

7. I'm drunk, I doubt that.

If anything, the worse you get, the happier I'll be.

You could dance around naked with a light shade on your head and I'd be amused for hours.

[amitten]

9. That would cost you A LOT of money.

Or, you know...

several more Wows.

I have an addiction brewing.

[Drunken Irishman]

11. Hey, whoa, I am not a john.

[amitten]

13. Good...then I won't pee on you.

Unless you pay me.

Wait...

[Drunken Irishman]

14. Now I'm interested.

I love me some Golden Showers.

[amitten]

16. You have problems.

Big ones.

[Drunken Irishman]

21. C'mon...you love it.

Let's get nasty!

[Lil Missy]

18. I am now absolutely certain you are a prevert.

:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. Wouldn't that be a multiple wowgasm?

:shrug:

[amitten]

10. It was TOTALLY a multiple Wowgasm!

Those are the best.

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. I can only imagine

:(

[orleans]

15. IBTL n/t

[flvegan]

17. In that case, it was me.

I can't prove that, though. But then, would a man lie to get "sweet, sweet lovin'"?

[amitten]

20. Yes, I believe a man would.

Well, in my experience anyway...

[mwooldri]

19. Thankfully it wasn't a sham wow. nt

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